On Tuesday of this week the Kansas House of Representatives passed a bill that is everything the headline implies and worse. I don’t think we’ve seen anything quite like this the last...
Jim Crow for Gays in Kansas
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The Road to Socialism
Artist – Matt Weurker In other news, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has been given the Okay to use his campaign to bolster a legal defense fund. Honest question: have any past presidential...
Rand Paul’s Stupid Lawsuit
In case you missed it, Senator Rand Paul and FreedomWorks filed a lawsuit against President Obama, DNI James Clapper, and NSA Director Keith Alexander today using language that suggests to me they...
What Could Go Wrong?
South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley is supporting a bill that would remove the permit and training requirements for carrying a concealed weapon. The permit and training requirements would also be...
Don’t Drink The (Bottled) Water?
Authorities say this is unrelated to the leak of Crude MCHM from the Freedom Industries facility, but that’s not very reassuring. CHARLESTON, W.Va. — The Kanawha-Charleston Health...
Obamacare is Working
Gallup is not ready to attribute this to Obamacare, but I’ll go out on a limb and predict that it will be attributed to the law. The number of uninsured persons in America is now at a five year...
Bad for Business
Artist – Kevin Siers In other news, Senator Ted Cruz is trolling again, threatening to blow up the government if we don’t meet his demands to bring back 8 track tapes and disco. Or...
Don’t Drink The Water
It has been over three weeks since the ban on drinking water in and around Charleston was lifted, but even today Crude MCHM is being detected in alarming locations. CHARLESTON, W.Va. — More...
Another Coal Related Spill in West Virginia
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. A coal industry company with a patriotic name has dumped toxic material into the West Virginia water system. CHARLESTON, W.Va. — More than 100,000...
See How Easy That Was?
In case you missed it, John Boehner told his caucus during a closed-door meeting this morning that the Republicans-controlled House of Representatives will vote on a clean debt ceiling bill. Speaker...
GOP Report: No Stand Down Order in Benghazi
According to a new report authored by congressional Republicans, not the Obama administration or those diabolical lefties in the Senate, one of the biggest Benghazi conspiracy theories is absolute...
Total Disaster
Artist – Matt Wuerker In other news, police in Washington state are searching for a man charged with child molestation. What makes this man unique is that he’s an abortion clinic bomber...
What Could Go Wrong?
This may be the most disturbing story I’ve read today. You should visit Mother Jones for the full report, but the gist is that Wall Street has cooked up a new form of securities that could be...
Freedom Industries Knew Their Tanks Were Substandard
The U.S. Chemical Safety Board revealed at a hearing in West Virginia today that three months prior to the January leak, Freedom Industries was made aware that their equipment was substandard by a...
RNC Chairman Confirms Party Will Hang Itself With Lewinsky Scandal. Again.
The Republican party is determined to hang themselves with this nonsense. Over the past several weeks Senator Rand Paul and Morning Joke host Joe Scarborough have floated the idea that the party...
Idiot Quote of the Day
“It is really freezing in D.C. I have to admit I was surprised. Al Gore told us this wouldn’t happen!” -Senator Ted Cruz Zing! Pow! Get it? Why does Al Gore use airplanes? The GOP...
The Burden of Billionaires
Artist – Joe Heller If they aren’t spying on you in the bathroom, the Russians may be locking you in the bathroom. Is that door made of paper? There’s very little going on today and...
The Flat Earth
Artist – Nick Anderson In other news, Medicare is reportedly paying twice as much for penis pumps has non-Medicare providers as mandated by Congress. It’s funny that we don’t hear...
Colbert on the Sochi Cry-athlon
Here’s Colbert on Sochi and the “complainstream media.” Let me get this straight. She’s complaining that her hotel shut off the face poison valve? I’m sorry that’s...
Best Persons
We’re back on school lunches again, but rather than talking about lunches being thrown away or honoring black history month with fried chicken and watermelon, we’re talking about...