Local officials say that none of the MCHM released in this latest incident reached the Elk River, but that’s not very reassuring. The manner in which this incident occurred is also not...
Whoops! Freedom Industries Spills More MCHM
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Paul Ryan: We Probably Won’t Pass CIR and It’s Obama’s Fault
According to Representative Paul Ryan (R-WI), it’s unlikely that his caucus will pass a comprehensive immigration reform bill (CIR) and, as you might have guessed, this is somehow President...
Maybe the Right Wing Will Hate It…
…but everyone else will love it. In case you missed it, here’s Coca Cola’s multilingual rendition of America the Beautiful. Just as everyone guessed, the Right Wing wasn’t...
Principles
Artist – Steve Sack In other news, the USNS John Glenn was christened today in San Diego, California in honor of the first American astronaut to orbit Earth under the Mercury 7 program...
The Beer Delivery Drone: Great Thing or Greatest Thing?
This may be the greatest thing I have ever seen. A gift from the beer gods heralded by heavenly trumpets and trombones. Unfortunately the fact that this drone only flies about 50 feet in the air...
“Revenge of the Nerd”
This couldn’t happen to a nicer asshole. What Chris Christie woke up to this morning. pic.twitter.com/HvkMpxjcxe — Jim Roberts (@nycjim) February 1, 2014 Continue reading → Continue...
What Women Want
Artist – Pat Bagley Two school employees were placed on leave today for taking lunch away from 40 children, and this story continues to be infuriating and awful. “I got a call from my...
For Christie and the Star-Ledger, What a Difference a Few Months Make
The New Jersey Star-Ledger is calling from the impeachment or resignation of Governor Chris Christie if the latest allegations from former Port Authority official David Wildstein prove to be true...
The Water is Safe to Drink, or is it?
Before authorities in West Virginia lifted the ban on drinking water, they flushed the system to purge the harmful chemicals from the local water supply. But according to a member of the state...
McMorris Rodgers’ Obamacare Story is a Lie
During her State of the Union rebuttal Representative Cathy McMorris Rodgers (R-WA) shared the story of a local Spokane woman who’s monthly health insurance premium went up by $700, allegedly...
They Shall Rise Again
Artist – Tom Stiglich House Republicans unveiled their “principles” for immigration reform today and made it clear that they will not pass a path to citizenship under any...
A Scale of Rubio to 10
Human-animal hybrids. No matter what kind of Republican you are, there was a speech for you. Like your own personal sleep-number, but for rage. It’s easy to forget just how embarrassing George...
The Republicans Support Equal Pay, Except When They Don’t
I wasn’t counting, but others certainly were. Following her State of the Union response, Representative Cathy McMorris Rodgers (R-WA) told CNN that she and the Republican party...
Rand Paul Says Enough’s Enough, Single Mothers
During an appearance in front of the Chamber of Commerce of Kentucky last week, Senator Rand Paul promoted the idea of setting limits on government benefits for women who have too many children and...
Worst Persons in the World
This is not only cruel, it’s also incredibly stupid. Up to 40 kids at Uintah Elementary in Salt Lake City picked up their lunches Tuesday, then watched as the meals were taken and thrown away...
Outreach
Artist – Joel Pett Speaker of the House John Boehner says there’s “no way” the Employment Non-Discrimination Act (ENDA) will pass in 2014. We must preserve discrimination to...
Vicki Marble Has Black Friends… With Poor Genetics
Vicki Marble, the Colorado legislator who said higher rates of poverty among minorities is a result of poor genetics, fried chicken, and porno, said this week that she can’t be racially...
We’re Back on Block Grants
We’ve already been over how the GOP alternative to Obamacare would bring back pre-existing conditions, such as the pre-existing condition of being a woman, but according to the Center on Budget...
Rebranding Complete
Woman who use birth control simply can’t control their libido, amirite? They’re just looking for a handout from their sugar daddy, the federal government. That’s what Chick-fil-A...
West Virginia Residents Drinking, Breathing Carcinogens
I find this to be fairly disturbing and I’m not even a resident of the Charleston area who may have been drinking the water for the past two weeks. A Marshal University scientist said this...