Here’s Colbert’s overage of “Superb Owl 48″ and Richard Sherman. Bud Light Lime, the official beer of me looking for a sponsor. This thug refuses to take responsibility for us...
The Big Game
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Outreach
Congressional Republicans have finally unveiled their alternative to Obamacare and guess what; they want to bring back pre-existing conditions including the pre-existing condition of being a woman...
The Next Witch Hunt
While the Department of Justice seeks to crack down on financial predators and fraudsters, House Oversight Chairman Darrell Issa (R-CA) seeks to crack down on the Department of Justice. House...
Freedom Industries Alters Their Spill Estimates Again
Once again, Freedom Industries has increased the amount of chemicals they believe spilled into the Elk River in West Virginia. Freedom Industries now says about 10,000 gallons of a blend of crude...
Gridlock Station
Artist – David Fitzsimmons Russian President Vladimir Putin says gays should feel welcome in Sochi as long as they stay away from children, but Sochi Mayor Pakhomov says there’s no gays...
Morning Joe is Profoundly Stupid
Here’s something so profoundly stupid only a Republican could come up with it. “If Hillary Clinton attacks the Republican Party’s handling of women, and treatment of women and...
McConnell: We’ll Raise the Debt Ceiling if You Approve an Oil Pipeline
Congressional Republicans have more or less already given up the game by declaring that the nation will not default under any circumstances, but their rhetoric is still worth highlighting for its...
What Could Go Wrong?
Do you want to stop “the Democrats and liberal media” from ‘mandating every aspect of your lives?’ Just leave your name, address, phone number, and email with the Paul Broun...
Nation of Takers
Artist – Jen Sorensen A shooting at the Columbia Mall in Maryland left 3 people including the shooter dead today. A fourth victim was wounded but not killed. This is now a routine. There may...
Poll: Kentucky Republicans Love ‘Free Stuff’
The expansion of Medicaid has the overwhelming support of Kentucky voters, but even a strong majority of self-identified Republicans approve. The Foundation for a Healthy Kentucky poll, reported by...
Outreach
The Iowa Republican Party deleted this from their Facebook page, but not before someone noticed and screencapped it. Ha! Get it? If you’re a minority there’s no way you could be racist...
War on Men
Artist – Tim Eagan Good news everyone, Allen West says he plans to run for office again in 2016. I suppose we can look forward more of those Call of Duty-esque campaign ads. There was a...
Ryan: “There Are Issues With Obamacare” That We Created
Paul Ryan hinted this week that House Republican may tie Obamacare to the debt ceiling once again, but he’s not being honest about the reasons. “There are issues with Obamacare,”...
It’s Obama’s America
As you may have heard colossal douchebag, homophobe, racist, and right wing fantasy filmmaker Dinesh D’Souza was indicted yesterday for election fraud. His indictment has nothing to do with his...
Sticks and Stones Will Break My Bones…
…but guns will never hurt me. This is your American gun culture. In Virginia, visitors to the state legislature can not bring American flags and signs affixed to sticks, because capitol...
Proper Etiquette
Artist – Pat Bagley In other news, Virginia state Senator Richard “She’s in a Nightie” Black has withdrawn as a candidate for the 10th Congressional District. I can’t...
Data Rage
Here’s Colbert on our nuclear arsenal, the Florida theater shooting, and “data rage” This Tampa movie theater tragedy was a textbook case of the thing Keith Ablow just yanked out of...
The State of the State is Not Good
Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has a history of using people with questionable backgrounds as campaign props, but he may have really stepped in it this time. During his State of the State speech...
We’re Number One!
In school shootings. While the year is young, we’re on pace for a banner year in school shootings. [In] the first 14 school days of the year, there have been at least 7 school shootings. For...
Cantor Schedules Anti-Abortion Vote, Shows “Deceptive Democrats” Who’s Boss
Looking to put another feather in their War on Women hat, House Republicans will vote next week on the No Taxpayer Funds for Abortion Act. “I am also proud to announce that next week, the House...