Here’s Colbert on the diamond-crusted pacifiers of the 1 percent and “findom.” You get nothing in return for your money. It breaks all the rules of capitalism. It’s so...
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Boehner: In 2014 We’ll Finally Get Back to Repealing Obamacare
Repealing and replacing Obamacare will be a top priority for Republicans at their upcoming policy retreat according to Speaker John Boehner. “It’s one of the big issues for conversation...
David Sirota is an Embarrassment
Bob has already gone into this in further detail, but I’d just like to say David Sirota is a disgusting puke. Is the president going to “assassinate” Edward Snowden? Maybe. Possibly...
Rand Paul: Democracy is a Terrible Thing
While it is easily inferred or assumed, Libertarians don’t ordinarily express their contempt for representative democracy as publicly as Rand Paul did last night during an interview on Fox News...
Leave Them Kids Alone
Russian President Vladimir Putin says gay people are welcome at the Olympics, but he warns you not to try kidnapping, molesting, or converting children, or something. Speaking at a mountain site for...
Polite Society
Artist – Nick Anderson In other news, stop and frisks in New York City reportedly dropped by 60 percent in the past year, and yet New York has not become a lawless, dystopian hellscape...
Colbert with The Sport Report
I happen to feel very strongly about the subject of college athletes working for free in a billion dollar industry, but I’ll let Colbert give it the mockery it deserves. I am a huge fan of...
Steve Doesn’t Work for You
Representative Steve Stockman (R-TX), also known as @SteveWorks4You, hasn’t been doing much of the “work” part lately. And while Stockman has vowed to oppose recent legislation, he...
House GOP: Let’s Audit Rape Victims for Tax Fraud
I can’t imagine why the Republican party has a problem with women, can you? According to ThinkProgress, the No Taxpayer Funding For Abortion Act, which Judiciary Chairman Bob Goodlatte claims...
House GOP: Tax Abortions to Create Jobs. What?
The No Taxpayer Funding for Abortion Act currently under consideration in the Republican-controlled House of Representatives would impose new taxes on women and businesses that purchase a private...
Deadly Weapon
Artist – David Horsey According to local police, the student shooter at Berrendo Middle School in Roswell, New Mexico used a sawed-off shotgun which he obtained from his family. 12 years old...
Rubio Blocks State Department Nominee for Doing His Job, Negotiating for Peace
The Obama administration and the American people have no interest in getting involved in another middle eastern war, but members of Congress are adamant that war remain on the table. While Congress...
Larry Klayman: The Revolution is Ongoing
Larry Klayman, the man behind a lawsuit against the NSA and the organizer of a rally to overthrow President Obama, apparently has keen insights that none of the rest of us possess. Fortunately for...
Louie Gohmert is Not a Legal Scholar or a Plumber
That goes without saying, but Gohmert has reasserted himself by arguing that federal judges are wrong on same-sex marriage because of physical mechanics. Gohmert was discussing recent rulings...
Senator Blocks His Own Pick for Federal Court Vacancy
Senate Republicans are now blocking nominees that were hand picked by Republicans. In 2009, Sen. Richard Burr (R-NC) wrote a letter to President Obama recommending that he nominate Jennifer May...
Delicious Chemical Sludge Water
Authorities in West Virginia are slowly lifting the water ban in areas in and around Charleston, but judging by photos posted this morning, I wouldn’t feel too comfortable about it. Water from...
Punching Downward
Artist – Signe Wilkinson A pair of dueling scandals may transform New Jersey Governor Chris Christie into a lameduck before he even begins his next term as governor, but he has still managed to...
Let Freedom (Industries) Ring
Here’s Colbert on the patriotic Freedom Industries and the “liberal don’t poison the water crowd.” West Virginians, if you’ve got uncontrollable vomiting and diarrhea...
Darrell Issa to Wrap Up His Failed Impeachment Tour
The good news is 2014 will be Darrell Issa’s last year as chairman of the Witch Hunter’s Committee. The great news is he’s going to spend it pursing the same fruitless and fake...
ACORN is Dead, Jim
On one hand this is genuinely hilarious for all the wrong reasons, and on the other hand it’s depressing for all the right reasons. The omnibus spending bill unveiled last night by Senator...