We’ve been over the regulatory loopholes that worsened the Freedom Industries chemical spill in West Virginia, but Speaker of the House John Boehner says we actually have too many regulations...
Author - SK Ashby
Super Stupid
Colorado State Senator Vicki Marble (R) is at it again. The lawmaker who said that poverty is higher among minorities because of poor genetics, fried chicken, and porno, among other things, believes...
Freeloading
Artist – Joel Pett Bloomberg has an informative piece on the market response, or a lack thereof, to skyrocketing demand for affordable housing. Spoiler: the invisible hand of the free market is...
Brit Hume is a Good Ole Boy and the Good Ole Boys Lost
According to Fox News Serious Person Brit Hume, we wouldn’t be so offended by Chris Christie if we weren’t such pussies. HUME: “In this sort of feminized atmosphere in which we...
Freedom Industries’ Potential Legal Loopholes
The idea that lax regulation may have had an impact on the recent chemical spill in West Virginia has gained some traction as state authorities admit there are loopholes that allowed the spill to go...
Conspiracy Theory
If Gabriel Sherman’s recounting of Fox News Chief Roger Ailes in his book The Loudest Voice in the Room is accurate, Ailes believes as Alex Jones does that “the globalists” and the...
Christie May Stump for Failed Failure Steve Lonegan
There’s at least two things you can take away from this. For one Steve Lonegan is the only sad sack candidate that wants to be seen with Christie right now, and secondly it appears that Sarah...
West Virginia Spill Worse Than Previously Stated
When I said I wouldn’t take Freedom Industries’ word for it, I had good reason. While the company originally claimed that between 2,000 and 5,000 gallons of 4-methylcyclohexane methanol...
Christie Under Federal Investigation
Not for the frivolous bridge closure, but for possibly misusing Hurricane Sandy Relief funds to pay for ads featuring himself. At issue is not merely using relief funds to promote a tourism campaign...
Not a Bully
Artist – Clay Bennett The Charleston Gazette has a profile of Freedom Industries and the company’s management structure, if you could call it that. It’s not a glowing appraisal...
Freedom Industries Didn’t Report West Virginia Spill
It was not the company responsible for the spill or the West Virginia American Water Company that discovered the leak of 4-Methylcyclohexane Methanol (MCHM), it was the EPA. The state Department of...
You Get What You Pay For
After the News Jersey Star-Ledger began inquiring about the frivolous George Washington bridge closure, Governor Chris Christie’s staff had salty words for the state’s largest newspaper...
The War on Poverty
Artist – Clay Bennett In other news, American food companies reportedly sold 6.4 trillion fewer calories in 2012 than they did in 2007, amounting to 78 calories per person per day. Progress...
Colbert on The Real Scandal: Duty
Here’s Colbert on Robert Gates’ memoir Duty. Bottom line, this book is a scathing portrait of our so-called Commander in Chief, a president who opposes our involvement in Afghanistan. And...
West Virginians Can’t Drink Their Water
A significant portion of West Virginia has been advised not to drink tap water, brush their teeth, or shower because their water is probably contaminated with 4-Methylcyclohexane Methanol (MCHM). Gov...
Jack “Kids Should Sweep the Floor” Kingston Eats a Lot of Free Lunches
In December prior to the holiday break, Representative Jack Kingston (R-GA) asked are there no workhouses? KINGSTON: “But one of the things I’ve talked to the secretary of agriculture...
Traffic Jam
Artist – Nick Anderson The New Jersey legislature found former Port Authority of New York and New Jersey executive David Wildstein in contempt today for refusing to answer questions about the...
Serial Liar Darrell Issa Accuses Sebelius of Lying
House Oversight Chairman Darrell “Witch Hunt” Issa hasn’t been able to find or invent an impeachable offense, but he is issuing threats to Health and Human Services (HHS) Secretary...
Noted Piece of Crap Resigns From School Board
Rather than face the public, Gregory Beck resigned from the Brookfield Board of Education this week over his “26 Acts of Kindness” which would be more accurately described as 26 Acts of...
Conspiracy Theory
If you believe RNC Chairman and women’s healthcare product Reince Priebus, Congressional Democrats aren’t actually interested in passing an extension of unemployment insurance because...