Here’s Colbert on “backwoods Louisiana bird-murderer” Phil Robertson. It’s right there in the bible. Man shall not live by bread alone because with the vagina there’s...
Colbert on Phil Robertson and the “Nog-Out Game”
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Obamacare is Working
While the White House Press Corps asks the president about his gaffes, failures, and poll numbers, he’s quietly succeeding behind the scenes where the beltway media dare not look. About 1.7...
Progress
Little did they know that our War on Christmas was just a distraction from the War on “Traditional Marriage.” BREAKING: Federal judge strikes down Utah's same-sex marriage ban, saying it...
Trolling for Scandal
House Oversight Chairman Darrell “Witch Hunt” Issa has once again leaked a partial transcript from a private interview, which ABC News obtained “exclusively” from Darrell...
Change of Plans: Let’s Be as Stupid as Possible
Good job On Friday, GOP congressional candidate Ian Bayne went all in, comparing Robertson to civil rights icon Rosa Parks. “In December 1955, Rosa Parks took a stand against an unjust societal...
Do Something
Artist – Tim Eagan In other news, a majority of Senate Republicans will be going home tomorrow while leaving just one senator behind to object to efforts to waive normal procedures for...
Colbert on Master Race Santa
Colbert follows up on “Fox News’ Senior Ice Sculpture” Megyn Kelly and white Santa Claus. One black, one Latino, and one Filipino Santa? That reminds me of a great joke I can only...
Bobby Jindal Remembers a Thing That Never Existed
If you feel dumber after having read this, well that’s too bad because I had to read it and then immediately take an ibuprofen. Louisiana Governor Howdy Doody released a statement today on the...
Larry Klayman is Completely Batshit and a Racist
Larry Klayman, the man behind the lawsuit against the NSA and the campaign to overthrow President Obama, is angry that he was made to look like a raving lunatic on CNN even though he is a raving...
Best Persons in the World
This is what I call stickin’ it to The Man, and when I say The Man I mean Vladimir Putin. Olympic figure skater Brian Boitano, who won a gold medal at the 1988 Calgary Olympics, has come out as...
Purely Political Reasons
Artist – Joel Pett If you’re an 11-year-old homeless girl whose story should give everyone pause, Michael Bloomberg is very sorry, but “that’s just the way god works”...
Rep. Kingston Asks: Are There No Workhouses for Poor Kids?
Representative Jack Kingston (R-GA) is reviving Newt Gingrich’s 2012 campaign one deplorable idea at a time. KINGSTON: “But one of the things I’ve talked to the secretary of...
Holder: FBI Prevented 150 Shootings in 2013
According to Attorney General Eric Holder, intervention on the part of the FBI prevented nearly 150 shootings over the past year. WASHINGTON (AP) — The FBI says it has helped to disrupt or...
John McCain Introduces Bill to Repeal Obamacare for the 47th Time
Merry fuckin’ Christmas. I'll be on the floor next hour to introduce a bill to repeal & replace #Obamacare w/ a common sense health care reform alternative — John McCain...
Proof That Mitt Romney is a Robot
“You’re right, no human being would stack books this way.” -Peter Venkman, PH.D. (via @ethanklapper) Continue reading → Continue reading → Continue reading → Continue...
What Could Go Wrong?
Six months after it was originally proposed, a judge ruled today that the town of Deer Trail, Colorado can vote on drone-hunting permits. A judge ruled Tuesday that a petition drive to put a proposal...
Outside the Lines
Artist – Nick Anderson Remember Steve Stockman’s campaign office that was condemned by the local fire department? I joked that it was more of a “campaign sweatshop” than an...
Colbert on Google’s Enslavement of Humanity
Here’s Colbert on Google’s acquisition of the company behind the Wildcat robot, which “runs on gasoline and your nightmares.” Continue reading → Continue reading →...
The War is Lost
Is this surrender? via Media Matters Continue reading → Continue reading → Continue reading → Continue reading → Continue reading → Continue reading → Continue reading...
McConnell: Can’t Imagine a Clean Debt Ceiling
Echoing Paul Ryan, Mitch McConnell said today that he expects another round of hostage taking shortly after the new year. The Kentucky Republican said “I doubt” many GOP members in the...