Senator Rand Paul is threatening to cancel Christmas vacation for his colleagues and their staff if we don’t agree to audit the Fed. Of course he is. We’ll try to slow it down or stop it...
Rand Paul’s War on Christmas
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Author - SK Ashby
Issa: You Need to Watch More of Me on Fox News
If you have a habit of making accurate statements or representing empirical reality such as it is, there’s a cure for that. Watch more Fox News! House Oversight Committee Chairman Darrell Issa...
A Major Award
Artist – David Horsey In other news, the FDA said today that there is no evidence that anti-bacterial handsoap actually kills bacteria. On the contrary, it may actually increase your risk of...
Say Happy Holiday Again, I Dare You
A woman who was ringing the bell for the Salvation Army was assaulted outside a local Wal-Mart in Phoenix, Arizona because she said “happy holiday.” Kristina Vindiola says a woman hit her...
Keepin’ it Classy
The annoying trend of naming your own Person of the Year out of spite has taken a new direction today. via CBS St. Louis SEDALIA, Mo. (KMOX) – Inspired by Time Magazine’s well-known list...
Second Verse, Same as the First
Congress may be on the verge of passing a budget deal that will prevent a government shutdown for the foreseeable future, however House Republicans haven’t given up hope on extorting...
Is Greed Still Good?
Artist – Adam Zyglis According to Senator Mike Johanns (R-NE), Republican obstruction is vital to the survival of America because if there was no obstruction we would still have slavery...
Google Buys Creepy Robot Maker
The New York Times reports that Google has purchased Boston Dynamics, makers of the infamous “Big Dog” robot and an assortment of other creepy creations. Google confirmed on Friday that...
A Vow of Poverty
Artist – Tim Eagan A student opened fire at Arapahoe High School near Denver, Colorado today, injuring at least 1 other student before killing himself. The gunman was targeting a specific...
The Crackpot Caucus Has Convened
Representative Tom Rice (R-SC) and a cadre of the Batshit are asking House leadership to file a civil lawsuit against President Obama for being what they call an ‘imperial president.’...
Hard News
Artist – Adam Zyglis Even though he doesn’t exist, Fox News host Megyn Kelly insists that Santa Claus is white. Continue reading → Continue reading → Continue reading →...
Feliz Death Panel
Here’s Colbert on the host of Fox News’ I Still Have a Show Mike Huckabee. ♪♪ Obamacare’s beginning to look a lot like socialism, every hospital to which you go...
Worst Persons in the World: Race Bait Hall of Fame Edition
Here’s how Worst Persons Hall of Famer and habitual race-baiter Matt Drudge chose to represent the list of nominees for the upcoming Golden Globe Awards. The apparent implication is that the...
Wait, What?
I…. what? No. No. Continue reading → Continue reading → Continue reading → Continue reading → Continue reading → Continue reading → Continue reading →...
Michigan GOP Passes Rape Insurance Law, Because Outreach
I was clearly mistaken when I opined that even the Republican party wouldn’t want to be known for mandating rape insurance. They passed this shit without a second thought. Michigan lawmakers...
Minimum Gruel Allotment
Artist – David Horsey In other news, Representative John Shimkus (R-IL) is apparently very, very confused about the difference between North Korea and South Korea. Also, the Department of...
CNN is an Embarrassment
This is fairly self-explanatory. The other cable news networks didn’t necessarily do a much better job, but CNN spent an overwhelming amount of time covering the president shaking hands with...
You Have to Be Proud
Glenn Greenwald isn’t the only one who’s very upset that Time Magazine chose Pope Francis as their Person of the Year. Glenn Beck is also beside himself, and in response he’s chosen...
In New Jersey, It’s Time for a Flashback
Prior to New Jersey’s recent election, the New Jersey Star Ledger endorsed Governor Chris Christie even though they think he’s terrible. This is how they described him at the time of...
A “Meaningless Award from a Meaningless Magazine.” Except for Me.
According to Glenn Greenwald, Time Magazine’s Person of the Year award is a “meaningless award from a meaningless magazine,” however he does believe that they should have chosen...