Artist – Pat Bagley According to Iowa congressman and secret border control agent Steve King, Christians who support comprehensive immigration reform “misread the scripture.”...
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Stephen Colbert’s Homeless for the Holidays
Here’s Colbert on the conservative case against charity and 70s porn stunt mustache John Stossel. And on that day, folks, John Stossel learned what we already knew; when people look at him...
A New Front in the War on Christmas
Just as they did when the non-existent threat of Sharia Law emerged, legislators in Oklahoma are considering a pair of bills to combat the non-existent threat of the liberal War on Christmas. Two...
Campaign Sweatshop
Apparently Steve Stockman’s 2012 campaign headquarters, which is presumably where his campaign against “liberal John Cornyn” also would have been based, was ordered closed last...
“Liberal John Cornyn”
Unlike liberal John Cornyn, I will not be Harry Reid’s Republican. — Rep. Steve Stockman (@StockmanSenate) December 10, 2013 I’m as cynical as anyone about Texas Republicans, but...
Congress Insists Gitmo Will Remain Open
As predicted, Congress will, once again, vote to keep the prison at Guantanamo Bay open by baring the administration from transferring detainees into the United States for trial. The panels reached a...
‘Tis the Season
Artist – John Cole If you live in West Virigina, I’m sorry. But seriously, if you live in West Virignia, unlimited amounts of radioactive fluid is probably on its way to a landfill near...
Good Thing We Didn’t Let Detroit Go Bankrupt
It’s a good thing we didn’t Let Detroit Go Bankrupt as Mitt Romney once advised. According to the Center for Automotive Research, the U.S. bailout of the auto industry was the most...
Daily Caller: Dude, That’s So Gay, Amirite?
This is a real story at The Daily Caller. I shit you not. Dude, that’s so gay! As Media Matters points out, the lights are actually a response to raging homophobia. The Daily Caller mocked a...
Will Congress Bar The Administration From Closing Gitmo Again?
As we’ve documented here in the past when no one else would, Congress has repeatedly voted to prohibit the Obama administration from closing the prison at Guantanamo Bay, and these votes have...
Am I Missing Something?
Gasp! Shock! Horror! According to legend turned cautionary-tale Seymour Hersh, the Obama administration “cherry picked” intelligence to justify an attack on forces loyal to Syrian...
True Freedom
Artist – Adam Zyglis Speaking of which, Representative Joe Barton (R-TX) isn’t a fan of the minimum wage. In fact, Joe Barton would like to repeal the minimum wage. Because clearly...
Worst Person in the World
Pickens County, South Carolina Sheriff Rick Clark. via TPM Why? Why do this? Of all the things you can publicly oppose the president on, why this? You can let go of your ignorant pride for one day...
Do Nothing
Artist – Tim Eagan Writing for The Atlantic, Ta-Nehisi Coates puts Nelson Mandela’s opponents into context better than any of us could. But the overall failure of American conservatives...
Colbert on the GOP’s “Lady Troubles”
To appeal to the women in 2014, Republicans are trying something new: anything. Continue reading → Continue reading → Continue reading → Continue reading → Continue reading →...
Conspiracy Theory
Wake up, seniors. The Obama administration is using your participation in Medicare to track your guns. At least that’s what NRA President Jim Porter tells us. On the December 4 edition of the...
Your Privilege is Showing
Senator Rand Paul did manage to sign up for a new insurance policy, so obviously Obamacare isn’t the complete failure he alleges it to be, but it took too long. “I’ve been in a bad...
Boehner: The Economy is Improving, We Should Do Something About That
Unemployment has fallen to the lowest level since November of 2008, and according to Speaker of the House John Boehner, now is the time to reverse the trend of an improving economy by implementing...
Predictions
Artist – Bob Englehart In other news, Speaker of the House John Boehner says that reports of an imminent budget deal, or a farm bill, are premature. “I’ve made it clear that the...
Stephen Colbert’s Liberty Dirigible
Suffering under the boot of international maritime law is too much for Stephen Colbert Platinum members. I say back off Poors. If I got any extra pie, I’m feeding it to the birds because they...