The Koch-funded General Opportunity group is coming to town bringing gifts of beer and pizza in the hopes of dissuading gullible Bros from obtaining health insurance. via ThinkProgress The group...
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Rand Paul Double Derp Feature
According to Kentucky senator and serial plagiarist Rand Paul, the FDA is coming to take away your doughnuts. And while that is undoubtedly a fate worse than death by doughnuts, it’s even more...
Totally Not Racist
By now you've probably heard the chorus of people calling for Richard Cohen to be fired for the column he wrote today for the Washington Post. I don't think this is actually the worst thing he's ever...
All About Freedom
Artist – Adam Zyglis According to a new poll, an overwhelming majority of Americans, including a majority of Republicans, approve of increasing the federal minimum wage. But we can’t do...
Rubio: I’m One of You Guys
Now that his poll numbers have plummeted and his 2016 stock has evaporated, Senator Marco Rubio is hitting the wingnut circuit in an attempt to salvage his wholesome, arch conservative image. Rubio...
Word Salad of the Day
I’m gonna need someone to explain Sarah Palin’s “explanation” of her healthcare plan to me. At 0:25 “The plan is to allow those things that had been proposed over many...
Land of Liberty
If you’re a print journalist who was planning to take instagram photos or vines at the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, you can forget it because Russia authorities will kick you out of the games...
Graham to Continue Chasing Benghazi Fantasies
After 60 Minutes aired their bombshell Benghazi report featuring noted fraudster Dylan Davies, Senator Lindsey Graham said he would block all nominations until someone tucks him in and tells him a...
Fine Print
Artist – David Fitzsimmons Following 60 Minutes‘ retraction of their bogus Benghazi storied fed to them by fraudster Dylan Davies, Simon & Schuster has also pulled his book. What does...
Darrell Issa is a Lying Liar
House Oversight Chairman Darrell “Witch Hunt” Issa turned heads yesterday when he appeared on Fox News and claimed that healthcare dot gov could only handle 1,100 concurrent users when it...
Liberty/Plagiarism 2016
Artist – John Cole Four(!) more instances of Rand Paul Plagiarism were caught by Buzzfeed today, bringing the total to 8. I expect that number will climb. Continue reading → Continue...
Colbert on Muslim Ms. Marvel
When Marvel announced that the new Ms. Marvel is a Muslim, comments on the story from average bros were predictably horrible. Stephen Colbert gave Muslim Ms. Marvel critics the mockery they deserve...
Yes, Listen to This Man, He Knows What He’s Talking About
Senator Lindsey Graham (R-Benghazi) admits that there’s no way his 20-week abortion ban will become law, but he believes this battle is worth fighting because the public is on their side...
Steve King Mistakes Nigerian Prince Email as Secret Iraq War Evidence. Probably.
Iowa congressman and secret border control agent Steve King apparently has access to evidence that no one else has, not even the administration of whom he speaks. The Bush Administration eventually...
Owen Hill: We Already Have a Kenyan President
Colorado Republican Owen Hill, who is challenging Senator Mark Udall (D) next year, must have thought he was very original and funny when he cracked a birther joke at breakfast last week. While...
Once It’s Fixed
Artist – Steve Sack The lure of abortion and anti-gay laws aren’t as reliable as they once were, so lunatics are apparently resorting to more desperate measures to get out the vote. In an...
“Political Apartheid”
Writing for the New York Times, Thomas B. Edsall pulled no punches while telling it like it is. We all know that Republican voter suppression efforts are aimed at suppressing the minority vote, but...
We’ve Voted to Secede, Now What?
Out of the eleven counties that voted to secede from Colorado yesterday, five of them including Yuma, Cheyenne, Phillips, Kit Carson, and Washington voted in favor of secession while the other six...
Up is Down
Most people regard chained-CPI as a benefit cut or, if you wish to frame it another way, a reduction of the growth of benefits. No one would describe chained-CPI as an increase in benefits. No one...
Rand Paul: Sure, I’m a Plagiarist But Liberal Media!
If Rand Paul was your journalism teacher — a hysterical prospect — he would give you a failing grade for being critical of him or his party. That doesn’t sound like Liberty(!) to me...