Texas Railroad Commissioner Barry Smitherman, a man who wants to be the next Attorney General of Texas, is already talking about preparing for secession if the United States collapses. In an...
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Shocker: Teen Birth Rate Hits Record Low Because of Birth Control
And abstinence has nothing to do with it. While sexual behavior among teens hasn’t changed much, the teen birth rate hit a record low rate in 2012 according to the National Center for Health...
Very Serious
Artist – Scott Stantis Remember the Colorado legislator who claimed minorities suffer from higher rates of poverty because of fried chicken and porno? One of her colleagues decided to show...
Liberty Toast
This is perfect satire of Obama Derangement Syndrome viewed through the prism of 2003. I don’t think it will ever matter how much time has passed. Those clips of Bush will always straddle a...
Idiot Quote of the Day
“What it says to me is that the president gets lost when he doesn’t have a teleprompter in front of him, which he obviously didn’t last year.” -Saxby Chambliss on the...
Conspiracy Theory
The Far Left and the NRA have found themselves on the same side of a major issue. The National Rifle Association is throwing its weight behind an ACLU lawsuit because they believe NSA surveillance...
Why Won’t McConnell Take Clear Positions?
It seems like it was just yesterday that the NRSCC was attacking Alison Lundergan Grimes, Mitch McConnell’s Democratic challenger, for not taking a clear position on key issues. Today Mitch...
Bush Doctrine
Is Stand Your Ground law just a stepping stone to the Bush Doctrine? Lawyers defending William T. Woodward seem to think so. In his defense, his lawyer is not only making a novel legal argument that...
What Could Go Wrong?
This is preposterous. Resource officers at Gainesville, Georgia schools are already armed, but apparently sidearms aren’t good enough. Gainesville City Schools Superintendent Merrianne Dyer...
Dog of War
Artist – Pat Bagley In other news, Boston Public Schools have announced that they will provide free breakfast and lunch to all children this year regardless of their income. We’re living...
Outreach
Republican criticism of Alison Lundergan Grimes, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell’s Democratic challenger, for allegedly not taking a clear position on several issues took a misogynistic...
The Baltimore Ravens Will Promote Obamacare
Here’s some good sports-related news even you party poopers who hate sports or football should be able to appreciate. The Baltimore Ravens have partnered with the state of Maryland to promote...
Rep. Duncan Goes Full Benghazi. Gets Smacked Down.
The entertaining part of this comes when Secretary of State John Kerry smacks down Representative Jeff Duncan and that stupid South Carolina accent of his, but the stupefying and awful part is Jeff...
Turncoats
Some elements of the Far Right aren’t necessarily opposed to intervention in Syria, but they don’t believe intervention will be successful. Because we’ll miss the target? Because it...
Conspiracy Theory
Representative Joe “You Lie” Wilson (R-SC) has a not-so-unique theory about possible intervention in Syria, but he may have been the first to enunciate it during a congressional hearing...
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Syria
While Senator John McCain has offered rhetorical support for the president’s position on Syria, it looks like he may actually vote against the resolution to authorize a military strike. Why...
Conservative’s Almanac
Artist – Bob Englehart In other news, according to the U.N. 7 million Syrians, or almost one-third of their entire population, have been displaced by the nation’s civil war. Continue...
Meanwhile, John Boehner Debuts Ransom Demands
USA Today published a column written by John Boehner yesterday wherein he calls for spending cuts in exchange for raising the debt ceiling, and he left a few things out. The Congressional Budget...
More Impeachment Blather
If the president exercises his authority as commander in chief to engage in military action, we should impeach him! So says Representative Duncan Hunter. Rep. Duncan Hunter (R-CA) told the Washington...
Where We’re At
You knew someone would be the first to go this route. It looks like Representative Tim Huelskamp (R-KS) is our guy. Since #Obama still refuses to tell us the whole truth about #Benghazi, why do GOP...