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Author - SK Ashby
Here’s a Great Idea
Let’s allow guns in bars so we can witness more incidents like this one. CLEVELAND — A man was shot Saturday evening while trying to stop his another man from driving while intoxicated...
Liberal Media Bias: Reince Priebus Doomsday Edition
The prospect of CNN and NBC proper (not NBC News) producing Hillary Clinton biopics is apparently so terrifying Reince Priebus is issuing ultimatums for the 2016 debate cycle three years ahead of...
Rep. Yoho: Obamacare is Racist, Now Where’s the Birth Certificate?
Representative Ted Yoho (R-FL) is seemingly unaware of how ironic it is for him to claim Obamacare is racist for taxing tanning beds after lending his support to Rep. Steve Stockman’s renewed...
Plastic Party Patriots
Artist – Jen Sorensen In other news, House Majority Leader Eric Cantor confirmed today that the House will neither vote on or debate the Senate immigration reform bill. He also confirmed that...
Patriotic Peanuts
This cracked me up somethin’ fierce. Artist – John Darkow In other news, Nancy Mace announced today that she will challenge Senator Lindsey Graham during the 2014 Republican primary...
Still Standing With Rand?
In a cartoonishly anti-progressive, anti-democratic move, Senators Rand Paul and Tom Coburn have introduced a bill that would effectively nullify Congress’s power to regulate large swaths of...
Getaway
Artist – Dave Granlund This is officially the best story of the day. Lukas Novy says he’s a member of the “Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster,” a satirical faith which...
He’s Not Wrong
“It is the same group we faced in the South with those white crackers and the dogs and the police. They didn’t care about how they looked.” -Rep. Charlie Rangel (D-NY) on the Tea...
Russia Grants Snowden Asylum, Implements SOPA on Same Day
Edward Snowden, man of Liberty and Internet Freedom, afraid of losing access to a computer in prison, was granted asylum in Russia on the same day the country enacted it’s own version SOPA...
The House GOP Fart Joke Routine is Over, Recess Begins
After passing the Don’t Cast Aspersions On My Asparagus Act, House Republicans passed the “Keep the IRS Off Your Health Care Act of 2013″ today, which marks the party’s 40th...
Pacifier
Artist – Clay Bennett In other news, Cory Booker said today that he will not run for president in 2016 and would not accept a nod as vice president, either. Meanwhile, the president of...
Colbert on The Republican Rumble
Here’s Colbert with one of this week’s most entertaining stories. With any luck, this G O Pissing contest will continue all the way to the convention. Amen. For what it’s worth...
Congressional GOP Pull One Bill, Filibuster the Other, Go On Vacation
House Republican leadership pulled the THUD bill, an appropriations bill for the departments of Transportation and Housing and Urban Development, from the floor of the House yesterday because it...
‘Merika
In ‘Merika, wearing body armor and carrying a gun into a movie theater is okay as long as you don’t impersonate a CIA agent while doing so. Grand Blanc Township, Mich. — The FBI...
The NRCC Really Misses Bush
After five years of President Obama, the National Republican Congressional Committee really wishes they could bring back George W. Bush. For a limited time only, you can recapture the magic of color...
Obamacare is Working
Good news According to the Department of Health and Human Services, an estimated 27 million women are currently benefiting from Obamacare’s no-cost services — coverage that now includes...
Defund Obamacare Or Else
Artist – Bob Gorrell In other news, two clinics that provide abortions are already facing closure as a result of the restrictions recently signed into law by Ohio Governor John Kasich. One...
Limbaugh: Detroit is Bankrupt Because Black People
Wherein Boss Limbaugh begs more advertisers to drop him. via ThinkProgress LIMBAUGH: You have massive welfare states where citizens are given things left and right in order to buy their votes. You...
Do Nothing
Here’s another item we can add to the list of things Republicans have failed to accomplished before embarking on “Government Abuse Week.” A $44.1 billion omnibus appropriations bill...