Watch Attorney General Eric Holder refuse to sit quietly as House Oversight Chairman Darrell Issa slanders him by claiming he wanted to hide details from Congress. Issa: You didn’t want us to...
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Been There, Done That
The Congressional Budget Office informed House Republicans today that they will not score their 37th attempt to repeal Obamacare because it simply doesn’t blow their skirt up anymore. Well, not...
Nothingburgers and Fake Outrage
When an apparent scandal breaks the safest thing for any politician to do is to declare their outrage and demand an investigation, but in the case of the IRS, I have a feeling the impending...
Big Money
Artist – John Cole In other news, Mark “Appalachian Trail” Sanford will be officially sworn into office tomorrow. And you thought Congress couldn’t be any more embarrassing. I...
Meanwhile, House GOP Proposes Even Bigger Cuts to SNAP
While no one is watching because they’re focused on recurring nontroversies in the media, the House of Representatives is currently debating the Federal Agriculture Reform and Risk Management...
What Could Go Wrong?
Evidently, this is what could go wrong. And high school employee in Aurora, Colorado, who is also a security guard, accidentally shot a student yesterday. AURORA, Colo. – Aurora police are...
Out of Control Spending!
According to the Congressional Budget Office (CBO) the federal deficit is shrinking faster than anyone anticipated is now 24 percent lower than previous projections. If the current laws that govern...
Republican Outreach
The RNC’s State Director of Florida Hispanic Outreach Pablo Pantoja has officially switched parties and is now a registered Democrat. Why? Because of Jason Richwine and the Heritage Foundation...
Benghazi Boogeyman
Artist – John Cole In other news, Darrell Issa would like to refight the 2012 election. “The words that are being used carefully — like you just said, ‘act of terror’...
Rubio PAC Goes All-In for Kelly Ayotte on Guns
Safety. Security. Family. No one understands these things like Kelly Ayotte according to this misleading ad. That must be why she sided against background checks and has now enlisted Senator Marco...
We’re All Lay Persons
Former Heritage Foundation fellow Jason Richwine says despite arguing that some races are genetically inferior to white people, he’s not a racist. He also thinks you’re an idiot for...
Steve King Loves Tim Tebow. Platonically.
This may be the most ridiculous thing ever uttered on the floor of Congress. If anyone can point to something more ridiculous, I’m all ears. KING: I hear the president reducing or lowering...
Cooking While Muslim
We need to talk, America. FBI agents were called to the Michigan home of a Saudi student who was spotted walking around with a pressure cooker — only to learn that he was using it to bring food...
Faux Nation
The Conservative Entertainment Complex has sunk its teeth into the Lunatic Base and it is delicious. via Public Policy Polling While voters overall may think Congress’ focus should be elsewhere...
Hair on Fire
Artist – Joe Heller From the Department of lolwut — Senator Lamar Alexander (R-TN) says asking healthcare executives to voluntarily educate their customers on the benefits of the...
My First Rifle
Artist – Steve Sack Will you contribute today to our totally fake fundraiser for a totally fake scandal for which none of your money will be used to investigate? I wonder how many people will...
The Cover Up
Artist – Adam Zyglis In other news, Jason Richwine resigned from the Heritage Foundation today. If you’re going to write that some races have higher IQs than others, as long as you...
Reminder: Chris Christie Isn’t Your Friend
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is not your friend, and it has nothing to do with his weight. Yesterday, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) vetoed a bill that would have allowed in-person early...
What’s This Really All About?
If you want to know what Benghazimania is really all about — here’s your answer courtesy of The New York Times. American Crossroads, the Karl Rove-led super PAC, has released the first...
The Real Mastermind of Benghazi
According to Michele Bachmann, the real mastermind of Benghazi was the almighty and evidently-wrathful God. Not President Obama. via RightWingWatch Bachmann: It’s no secret that our nation may...