Writing for The National Memo, David Cay Johnston of Reuters and the Tax Policy Center has crunched the numbers and found that the NRA’s proposed “school shield” program would cost...
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Shocker: Lax Gun Laws Lead to More Gun Deaths
Shocking no one, a new study released by the Center for American Progress found that states with the weakest gun laws have the highest number of gun deaths, accidental or otherwise. via Reuters...
It’s All About Jobs
Ken Cuccinelli, the current Attorney General and gubernatorial candidate for Virgina, is very, very concerned about sodomy and he intends to use taxpayer funds to challenge your right to engage in it...
Democrat Season
Dudley Brown, a former NRA lobbyist and founder of the Colorado-based Rocky Mountain Gun Owners organization, is offering up some of the most irresponsible rhetoric we’ve seen since Sarah Palin...
Checkout
Artist – Jimmy Margulies In other news, auto sales during the month of March hit a 6 year high and bested industry forecasts. Good thing we didn’t let Detroit go bankrupt. Also —...
Health Care Lottery
Colbert clowns Tennessee’s governor for his decision not to expand Medicaid under Obamacare. It finally adds some suspense to that old, boring question “Will I see tomorrow?”...
4 Percent of Americans Believe in Lizard People
Public Policy Polling has released their latest poll on conspiracy theories in America and the results are quite amusing. Here’s a few of my favorites: 37% of voters believe global warming is a...
What Could Go Wrong?
From the Department of Running With Scissors. With the aide of Democratic Senator Mark Pryor (D-AR), several Republican senators have introduced a bill to redefine what it means to be insane so you...
Poll: POTUS More Popular Than Bobby Jindal in Louisiana
According to a new poll of Louisiana voters, President Obama is now more popular than Governor Bobby Jindal. Gov. Bobby Jindal’s approval rating dropped from 51 percent in October to just under...
He’s Not Wrong
While Dave Agema’s comments on the “filthy homosexuals” are certainly inappropriate by any decent person’s standards, his rationale for refusing to apologize is one I’m...
Evolving Stances
Artist – David Fitzsimmons In other news, Montana Governor Steve Bullock (D) has vetoed legislation backed by conservative lawmakers that would prohibit local law enforcement from cooperating...
From the Department of Outreach
Representative Steve King (R-IA) and Senator Jim InHofe (R-OK) want to ban the federal government from translating documents into other languages. An attempt to codify English as our official...
Sham Marriage
The chairwoman of the Georgia Republican Party, Sue Evenhart, believes we shouldn’t allow same-sex marriage because people may pretend to be gay just to receive a tax break. “You may be...
Ted Cruz: Obamacare Will Ruin Your Life and Kick Your Dog. Probably.
Obamacare has developed into quite the boogeyman for the right wing who have seemingly turned it into an all-encompassing theory of everything that is wrong. Cruz: So if you think it’s...
Why We Lose
Democrats may have mastered national campaigns, but we still struggle at the local level. Here’s one reason why. Much of what you read about Ashley Judd’s potential candidacy over the...
Popular Eggs
Artist – John Cole In other news, Kaufman County, Texas District Attorney Mike McLelland and his wife were shot dead last night in their home. The Kaufman County assistant district attorney was...
Sandman
Artist – Pat Bagley In other news, Dave Agema, a Republican National Committeeman in Michigan, is standing by his now infamous Facebook post wherein he spoke of the “filthy...
Quote of the Day
Since I released my “Cold Dead Hand” video on Funny or Die this week, I have watched Fux News rant, rave, bare its fangs and viciously slander me because of my stand against large...
Privilege
Artist – Pat Bagley In other news, the Obama administration announced new regulations today that will limit the amount of sulfur allowed in gasoline to 10 parts per million down from the...
The Perils of Gay Marriage
I can’t stress how hilarious and poignant this was. Regarding the notion that same-sex couples should not be allowed to adopt children, lawyer extraordinaire Paul Clement pivoted on that idea...