I think we can file this one under Derp. A bumbling TSA agent “playing around” with a pepper-spray container at Kennedy Airport fired the caustic liquid at five fellow screeners...
The TSA is Keeping Us Safe. Or Maybe Not.
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Author - SK Ashby
Men With Micro-Phalluses Intimidate Women and Children
A rally held yesterday by Mayor’s Against Illegal Guns and Moms Demand Action in Indianapolis, Indiana was interrupted by several men with fully loaded penis extensions slung over their...
What Could Go Wrong?
Are you ready for the white nationalist vigilante student patrol? via local NBC affiliate NBC4 A plan to have unarmed students patrolling the campus of Towson University on foot has sparked...
They Aren’t Serious
We may take for granted the idea that the GOP is hyper-focused on cutting the federal budget and such infamous boondoggles as loan guarantees for the energy industry, but they aren’t. Rep. Mike...
Till Death Do You Part
Artist – Pat Bagley In other news, the state of Wisconsin reportedly sank to 44th in the nation for private-sector job growth in 2012. State Republicans recently announced that they will take...
Is Bill O’Reilly Pro-Goat Marriage?
Here’s Colbert on Bill O’Reilly’s confusing stance on same-sex marriage. Continue reading → Continue reading → Continue reading → Continue reading → Continue...
Doomsday Will Have to Wait
The Obamacare business-killing doomsday may not be as terrible as it was originally projected to be according to the Wall Street Journal. I was extraordinarily amused while reading this...
A Presidential Commission on Voting
From the Associated Press WASHINGTON (AP) — President Barack Obama has signed an executive order establishing a presidential commission to address voting issues. Obama announced his plans to...
The Pander Bear
Judging based on this profile of the RNC’s diversity problem from McKay Coppins, preventing elected Republicans and Republican candidates from saying out loud the insensitive things swirling in...
Newtown Could Have Been Much Worse
If police hadn’t arrived at the scene as swiftly as they did, the Sandy Hook school shooting could have been much worse. New documents were released by authorities today that detail the...
The Great Dark Void
Artist – David Fitzsimmons In other news, bomb-making materials were found in the vehicle of the white supremacist who shot and killed Tom Clements, Colorado’s prison chief, on the same...
Pimp My Right
Our national nightmare is over — Stewart and Colbert are back. And in one of his better segments in recent memory, Stewart made a very apt comparison between the GOP’s outreach initiative...
Steve King: The First Daughters Need to Show Some Austerity Too
Representative Steve King (R-Batshit) is joining the fight against Sasha and Malia Obama by shaming them for going on a trip for Spring break. Why? Because as the caller who questioned King said...
What Could Go Wrong?
If you’re a resident of Tuscon, Arizona and you’re looking for a free shotgun, you may be in luck. The so-called Armed Citizens Project is raising money to buy and hand out free loaded...
Off The Rails
Nothing is nothing liberal or progressive on display here. There is no great, intellectual insight. There isn’t even a shred of intellectual honesty. Because if you go beyond the 5,000 word...
Literalists
Artist – David Fitzsimmons In other news, at a town hall meeting held yesterday in Arizona, Senator John McCain said he won’t stop calling them “illegal immigrants” even if...
And Now For The Good News
In 2011 the Texas state legislature cut $111 million from the state’s family-planning budget which was distributed by the Texas Department of State Health Services. The cuts resulted in the...
What’s Wrong With Virginia?
Virginia has a Bob McDonnell problem. Last night Governor McDonnell introduced an amendment to the state’s health insurance exchange bill that would ban insurance plans that cover abortion even...
The War on Women Widens in North Dakota
By now you’ve probably heard that the governor of North Dakota signed three abortion bills into law, including one that bans abortions after just six weeks, but there is at least one aspect of...
Crisis Averted
Tennessee lawmakers were very, very concerned that they may have been infiltrated by the Muslims. More specifically, Muslims who want to wash their feet. Building managers and legislative staffers...