Former Representative Gabrielle Giffords’ husband Mark Kelly recently announced his intention to purchase several weapons to demonstrate how easy it is to complete a background check. He also...
Guns For Everyone. Except You.
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Time to Change
Artist – Joe Heller In other news, Senator Tim Johnson (D-SD), the chairman of the Senate Banking Committee, will not seek reelection in 2014. Also — Representative Michele Bachmann is...
Cold Dead Hand
Watch Jim Carrey join Funny or Die to sing about gun fetishists and their tiny dicks. Classic. Continue reading → Continue reading → Continue reading → Continue reading → Continue...
Conspiracy Theory
Rarely is the question asked — is our children learning the government buying up ammunition to use against us? Fortunately we can depend on Fox News host Megyn Kelly to ask upstanding...
Breitbart Has an Exclusive on Assholery
The frat boys at Breitbart Dot Com would like for you to know that they have an exclusive report on the location President Obama’s daughters will be visiting for Spring break, violating long...
Majority of Americans Oppose Drone Strikes in the US. Also Death Panels and FEMA Camps.
Josh Marshall gets it exactly right on the latest poll that shows that 79 percent of Americans disagree with drone strikes on suspected terrorists within the United States. In other words, we now...
March Madness
Artist – Chris Weyant In other news, the GOP candidate for governor in the state of Virginia believes the current governor’s intention to expand Medicaid under Obamacare is...
War Stories
Artist – Jeff Darcy In other news, the New Hampshire House voted yesterday to prohibit the executive branch of the state government from privatizing the state’s prison industry. Continue...
Our Secret Is Out
Bill O’Reilly has uncovered the secret motivations behind the liberal War on Easter. At 1:15 Secular progressives are running wild with President Obama in the White House. They feel unchained...
Here’s a Great Idea
RNC Chairman Reince Priebus says his choice as a model for the GOP on marriage and abortion would be He of Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Fame, Mike Huckabee. Priebus cited former governor Mike Huckabee of...
Autopsy
Artist – Daryl Cagle In other news, Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich reportedly came close to running on a single ticket to challenge Mitt Romney during the 2012 election, but they...
Photo of the Day
Here’s a photo of Shaq and Governor Chris Christie. Because why not? My proposal is for this to be used as the basis for a modern retelling of the 1988 Danny DeVito/Arnold Schwarzenegger film...
Get Ready for the Next Hostage Crisis
House Speaker John Boehner says the only way the House will approve the next hike of the national debt ceiling is if it’s accompanied by “dollar for dollar” spending cuts...
North Dakota Passes Unconstitutional Ban On All Abortions
North Dakota Republicans widened the War on Women today by passing a ban on all abortions, among other things, by declaring that fertilized eggs are people too. North Dakota lawmakers voted on Friday...
Suspect in Colorado Official Shooting Was White Supremacist
On the day the state of Colorado was poised to enact new gun control laws, the head of the state Department of Corrections, Tom Clements, was shot dead in his home from an unknown assailant. A man...
Journalism
The Washington Post is reporting that Dominican police officials are linking the man who paid prostitutes to lie about their relationship with Senator Menendez directly to Tucker Carlson’s The...
The Vetting
Artist – Jeff Darcy In other news, the city of Chicago identified as many as 129 schools that may face closure to local teachers and administrators today. Also — Michele Bachmann is back...
From The Department of Outreach
Fox News hosts are pulling out all the stops to attack the president’s nominee for Secretary of Labor, Thomas Perez, even going so far as to imply that he is a reverse-racist. Here’s...
Seniors Have Saved $6 Billion On Drugs. And House Republicans Just Voted to Take it Back.
A press release from the Department of Health and Human Services published this morning states that seniors have saved roughly $6 billion on prescription drugs following the closure of the infamous...
The “Show Me Your Papers Before You Go Potty” Bill
Arizona Republicans are considering a bill that would punish you with six months in jail if you use the wrong — or more specifically what they say is wrong — bathroom. PHOENIX (AP)...