Congressman Paul Ryan claims that we’re “not going to refight the past,” but that’s clearly what he has in mind as he proposes his most comical budget yet. It has it all...
The Path to Poverty is Back
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Nationwide Tour
Artist – Jimmy Margulies In other news, former Senator Scott Brown announced today that he will become a Wall Street Lobbyist. At the same time, Joe Lieberman announced that he will become a...
Only Six Are Straight White Guys
When an uproar over the Obama administration’s supposed lack of diversity erupted several months ago, White House spokesman Jay Carney said that the media should reserve judgement until all of...
Housing Department to Shut Down for 7 Days
The consequences of sequestration are going to ripple for months. (Reuters) – The U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development on Monday said it plans to shut its doors for a total of seven...
Fox News Race Baits Thomas Perez Nomination
President Obama has nominated Thomas Perez, an assistant attorney general who was appointed to the Justice Department’s civil rights division in 2009, as the next Secretary of Labor. And if the...
Jesus Rode a Dinosaur and KISS Stands for Knights in Satan’s Service
We already know that Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal’s school voucher program, which was recently ruled unconstitutional, allows faux “schools” to teach children that men and...
This Keeps Getting Better and Better
The Paul Ryan budget is already a laughing stock and it hasn’t even been officially unveiled yet. As you may recall, the Romney Ryan campaign made the misleading claim during the 2012 campaign...
One-Way Ticket to Nowhere
Artist – David Fitzsimmons In other news, Jeb Bush was for a path to citizenship before he was against it, but now he’s for it again. No word on whether or not his position will change...
Such a Pity
Artist – Adam Zyglis In other news, South Dakota Governor Dennis Daugaard signed a bill into law yesterday that will allow armed “sentinels” in public schools. Unless they look like...
If Only He Was Armed
If the host of “Rifleman’s Journal,” editor of Shooting Times, and CEO of a hunting supply company can be gunned down by a Bad Guy with a Gun — anyone can be. The host of The...
Lindsey Graham: Interrogate Abu Gaith at Guantanamo
If it’s not Senators grandstanding on the administration’s national security policy with regards to drones which has allowed us to brings troops home sooner rather than later, it’s...
Idiot Quote of the Day
Why has the homeless population of New York City surged over the past year, leaving the city’s shelters buckling under the pressure? Mayor Bloomberg has a theory. “You can arrive in your...
The Monkey in the Wrench
“…the fly in the ointment, the pain in the ass…” Artist – Tim Eagan In other news, former Representative Gabrielle Giffords will be presented with the John F. Kennedy...
Priebus and Rubio Are in Agreement
“Listen, I don’t think our platform is the issue. I think a lot of times it’s some of these biologically stupid things that people say, you know, that I believe caused a lot of the...
The GOP’s Savior is Still on a Crusade to Defund Obamacare
From the department of You Can’t Make This Shit up, Marco Rubio, the Republican Party’s savior, says he would vote for a continuing resolution to prevent the government from shutting down...
236,000 Jobs in February
It is not without caveats, but the latest report from the Bureau of Labor Statistics is good news. According to the latest data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, 236,000 jobs were created last...
The Wrong Robes
Artist – Rob Tornoe In other news, college tuition reportedly rose by 8 percent in 2012. Student debt is also at record highs. Also — Infamous fraudster James O’Keefe will pay...
Why Second Class Status Won’t Suffice
A story that is ongoing right now is a stark example of why the Republican party’s alternative immigration reform plan, which would codify a permanent underclass of non-citizens, is a terrible...
What Could Go Wrong?
Evidently, this is what could go wrong. HIGHLAND, N.Y. — A New York town that began assigning an armed police officer to guard a high school in the wake of the Connecticut massacre has...
Holder’s Letter to Rand Paul
It’s embarrassing that we live in a world where Eric Holder has to spell it out in small words that the president isn’t going to drone you while you’re at the buffet or sipping your...