Artist – Bill Day In other news, the Colorado House of Representatives voted for several stricter gun control measures today including a bill that limits the size of magazines and a bill...
Author - SK Ashby
D’Jesus Uncrossed
Mr. Brink sought to post this yesterday, but due to technical difficulties on our end, he was not able to. Thus SNL brings us D’Jesus Uncrossed featuring the magnificent Christopher Waltz. For...
Gingrich: It’s PBO’s Fault Republicans Don’t Back Immigration Reform
This may be among one of Newt Gingrich’s most honest moments in his life. “An Obama plan led and driven by Obama in this atmosphere with the level of hostility towards the president and...
Bobby Jindal Says Another Thing That Will Get Him in Trouble
Not long after Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal said the Republican party cannot afford to be the “stupid party,” his approval rating among his own base of supporters plummeted. Now...
Better Late Than Never?
The state of Mississippi apparently didn’t ratify the 13 Amendment until last month. The 13th Amendment to the Constitution, which abolished slavery, was ratified in 1865. Lawmakers in...
Too Big to Jail
Artist – John Darkow In other not-news, John McCain invited David Gregory to appear on Meet the Senator today so he could be ugly and crass. And won’t you please get off his lawn...
A Floating Sewer
Artist – Bob Englehart In other news, home prices reportedly went up in 88 percent of U.S. cities in the fourth quarter of 2012, marking the biggest gains in the housing market since 2005...
Larry Pratt: Stop Offending Gun Nuts or We’ll Shoot
I don’t think it would be a stretch to say this statement from Larry Pratt of Gun Owners of America sounds like a threat. “When the colonists said you’ve become a tyrant, stop it...
Super Stupid
Stuart Varney doesn’t have the precise figures, but he’s certain the number Steve Doocy just pulled out of his ass is accurate. Doocy: I read somewhere that with this high quality...
Morning Awesome
MST3K Saturday — “Space Mutiny” Continue reading → Continue reading → Continue reading → Continue reading → Continue reading → Continue reading →...
A Time That Never Existed
Artist – Tim Eagan Here’s a supercut of last night’s meteor impact for all of your disaster-porn viewing needs on this Friday night. The current number of people injured by the...
More on the DOJ’s $5 Billion Lawsuit
Bloomberg has more details on the Justice Department’s $5 billion lawsuit against Standard and Poor’s. Federally insured Citigroup’s Citibank unit bought into what was supposed to...
McCain: It’s Personal
Why did Senator John McCain claim he wouldn’t filibuster Chuck Hagel, then go ahead and do so anyway? Because Chuck Hagel hurt his feelings over five years ago. McCAIN: But to be honest with...
Today in the War on Women
The War on Women widened significantly today. Virginia Governor Bob McVaginal Probe has accepted the idea of operating a health insurance exchange under Obamacare, but if he has his way, it may not...
‘Elite or Liberal Issues’
Why does CNN devote so little time to covering serious topics such as climate change while spending hours covering a befouled Carnival Cruise? According to a new report from Media Matters, CNN became...
Republican Outreach
Wisconsin Republicans are apparently operating under the mistaken belief that their real problem with women is that the electoral gender gap isn’t wide enough. That’s the only explanation...
Keepin’ it Classy
Hot off the heels of word that FreedomWorks produced a fake panda on Hillary sex tape, the think tank’s Arizona state director apparently hatched a plan yesterday to distribute...
Beltway Brand
Artist – John Cole In other news, Senator Frank Lautenberg announced today that, at the age of 89, he will not seek reelection in 2014, paving the way for Newark Mayor Corey Booker’s run...
State of the Rubio Address
Wherein Stephen Colbert clowns “board-certified minority” Marco Rubio. Don’t worry Senator Rubio, nobody noticed that you gave a speech. Continue reading → Continue reading...
This Explains a Lot
Q: What do you consider your main fault? A: My main fault? Um, I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about my faults I guess would be the answer. Only someone who can’t name one of their...