The White House Christmas tree arrived at 11 a.m. today. According to CBS News it's a 19-foot Fraser Fir from Jefferson, North Carolina. Of course we know this is really just a ruse to distract us...
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Our First Contestant
Despite embarrassing losses both in 2010 and 2012, the Right seems no less inclined to jeopardize the safety of their senate seats. Karen Handel, the former executive of the Susan G. Komen foundation...
Turkey Pardons
Artist - Jimmy Margulies It's Thanksgiving. Go have a drink and be merry. And watch RG3 dominate the Cowboys.
Thanksgiving Parade Balloons
Artist - David Fitzsimmons In other news, the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists (ACOG) released a committee opinion yesterday advocating that oral contraception should be available...
Close Call
Artist - David Fitzsimmons In other news, following a string of embarrassments and customer backlash, Denny's CEO John Miller forced franchisee John Metz to apologize for his comments about Obamacare...
Scott Walker Doesn’t Like It When More People Vote
Scott Walker is not impressed with Wisconsin citizens' efforts to participate in the democratic process and over the weekend he implied that he'd like to shut that whole thing down. Gov. Scott Walker...
Unskewed Fraud
Dean Chambers, of unskewed "effeminate wizard" fame, has launched a new website titled "Barack O'Fraudo" wherein he alleges President Obama won reelection through voter fraud. I won't be linking to...
Taking Tax Cuts Too Far
I may need to have my palm surgically removed from my face after reading this. State legislators in Michigan held a hearing on Tuesday to consider House Bills 5684 and 5685, which would allow...
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I can't stop laughing. It only took two weeks for Mitt Romney to go from being a few percentage points away from the presidency to looking like a ragged Al Bundy character who seemingly no longer...
Leading the Charge
Artist - Bob Englehart In other news, Google announced plans today to invest $75 million in a 50MW wind farm in Rippey, Iowa, bringing the company's total investment in renewable energy to more than...
Incoherence: Liberals Wage War on Christmas While Playing Santa Claus
According to Fox Nation, the liberal war on Christmas has begun in earnest. However, we're receiving a conflicting message from Republican party spokesperson Rush Limbaugh who today insisted...
Hostess Execs Denied Bonuses by DOJ. Agree to Mediation.
Hostess executives and the baker's union, which is currently on strike, have agreed to mediation. (Reuters) - Hostess Brands Inc, its lenders and the unions representing its striking workers, agreed...
Delicious Month-Old Caviar and Expired Yogurt.
I promised I wouldn't mention Donald Trump again after the election, but for the purposes of pointing fingers and laughing at him, I'm making an exception. Trump's signature steakhouse in Las Vegas...
Let The Pandering Begin
This is Marco Rubio speaking directly to the lunatic base of the Republican party. He clearly wants to get out ahead of the game of winning the hearts and minds of future primary voters. via...
Fiscal Solutions
Artist - Dave Granlund In other news, Senator John McCranky is now vowing to obstruct any nominee for Secretary of State, not just Susan Rice. Why won't John McBitter just go away? Does anyone else...
Dream Job
Artist - David Fitszimmons In other news, 3-and-a-half-foot-tall wart-covered hobgoblin Reince Priebus announced yesterday that he will seek reelection as chairman of the RNC.
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The hands down winner. President Obama with Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney, who is not impressed. Yes, in case you were wondering, President Obama is obviously fluent in internet memes. (photo via...
That’s a Big Twinkie
While you're probably aware by now that Hostess, the makers of Twinkies, Ding Dongs, and Ho Hos is going out of business, what you may not know is that company executives essentially looted the...
Ron Barber Wins
Good news - Rep. Ron Barber (D-AZ) has finally been declared the winner in Arizona's 8th congressional district. The Arizona Republic has declared Rep. Ron Barber (D-AZ) won a full term in Congress...
Time to Decide
Artist - Joe Heller In other news, a new report from Georgetown University’s Health Policy Institute has concluded that expanding Medicaid under Obamacare would actually save the state of Florida...
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