Pundits and columnists continue to entertain the fantastical idea that the Republican party is going to embark on a crusade of moderation and soul-searching, but so far there have been few signs from...
Congressman Paul Ryan (R-Denial)
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The Papa
Artist - Rob Tornoe We have yet another CEO threatening his employees following President Obama's reelection, but this one claims it's because of the so-called "fiscal cliff." As if the federal...
“The Republican Party Would Cease to Exist”
By all accounts, incoming Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) is batshit. He believes in conspiracy theories about U.N. Agenda 21 and that Sharia Law is a real threat. But there is at least one thing he has...
Progress
Good news -- Kyrsten Sinema, an openly bisexual state senator from Arizona, has been elected to the U.S. House of Representatives. PHOENIX — Former Democratic state Sen. Kyrsten Sinema has been...
2 Million Free Pizzas
If you're someone who has ever ordered from Papa John's Pizza you're probably familiar with the frequency at which they bombard your email inbox with advertisements for cheap pizza, buy-one-get-one...
Doof Quote of the Day
This really happened. The president was elected on the basis that he was not Romney and that Romney was a poopy-head and you should vote against Romney. And he won by two points, but he didn’t make...
They Built That
Artist - Bob Englehart In other news, Senator Lindsey Graham (R-Jackass) is already vowing to block confirmation of Obama administration nominees during the president's 2nd term based on repeatedly...
Devolution
Artist - David Fitzsimmons It's official, Allen West has been defeated. Tea Party congressman Allen West still refuses to admit defeat in his hard fought Florida Congressional race, but he has been...
Paul Ryan Lost His Home Town
Not only did Paul Ryan lose his home town of Janesville, Wisconsin in a battle against Democratic challenger Rob Zerban, the Romney-Ryan ticket was annihilated. via Political Wire Even though Rep...
For Pete’s Sake
Talking Points Memo compiled this excellent montage of Mitt Romney's greatest hits from the 2012 campaign trail. Cheesy grits ya'll. Obamaloney! No, I'm not done gloating yet.
332 Electoral Votes
Today is Saturday and Florida has finally finished counting votes cast on or before Tuesday. ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. (AP) — President Barack Obama was declared the winner of Florida's 29 electoral votes...
Flashback: I Am America
As ugly as the last two months of the 2012 campaign was, it's easy to forget just how hilarious the journey along the way was. This is a classic moment. Yes, I know it's hard to remember, but Herman...
Constituency
Artist - Adam Zyglis In other news, misconduct that lead to General Petraeus's resignation today was reportedly uncovered during an FBI probe according to the Associated Press.
Quote of the Day
The Republican party is a cascade of symptoms right now. And it's very hard to see a way out of it. It has managed to construct an almost perfect Newtonian hall of mirrors — for each solution, there...
Shellshocked: The Arrogance of Team Romney
According to a report from CBS News, the Romney campaign was completely caught off guard and Mitt Romney himself was "shellshocked" by his loss. After Ohio went for Mr. Obama, it was over, but senior...
Real Class Warfare: Murray Energy Fires 156 Employees After Obama Victory
In August workers at the Century Mine in Ohio, which is owned and operated by Murray Energy, lost a day's pay and were required to attend a rally for Mitt Romney so they could have their picture...
Soul Searching
Artist - Tim Eagan There's being cheap, and then there's being a dick. From the moment Mitt Romney stepped off stage Tuesday night, having just delivered a brief concession speech he wrote only that...
Worst Person in the World
CBS Las Vegas is reporting that they conducted an interview with a local business owner, who requested that they remain anonymous, that claims he fired 22 people yesterday because President Obama was...
Senator Ron Johnson: Mansplainer
How will Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI) welcome fellow Senator-elect Tammy Baldwin (D-WI) to congress's upper chamber? By sitting down with her and explaining how the world works, of course. He told the...
What’s Wrong With Florida? Part 2
It's now early evening on Thursday and Florida is still counting votes. Asked why it has taken this long to reach a final result, state election officials say they simply weren't prepared. Officials...
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