Artist - David Fitzsimmons In other news, New Mexico Attorney General Gary King launched an investigation today into local Republican officials for possibly giving volunteer poll watchers false...
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Romneybot is Anti-Choice Again. Also Vows to Defund Planned Parenthood.
After a series of contradictory statements over the last two days in which Romney and his campaign staff dueled over whether or not he is a pro-choice or pro-life candidate, Mitt set the record...
Darrell Issa Goes On Another Witch Hunt
House Oversight Chairman Darrell "Witch Hunt" Issa is back and this time he's investigating the lack of security at the American embassy in Libya. But there's something he isn't telling you. A...
Romney “Presided Over” Expansion Into China, Russia
Mitt Romney may have had no influence on Bain Capital's attempt to partner with Huawei in their acquisition of 3Com, but he did have direct influence over Bain & Co.'s initial forays into China...
“I Don’t Trust Romney”
After Mitt Romney recently began invoking the name of a deceased Navy SEAL who was killed in Libya, the slain SEAL's mother was forced to speak out to stop him. Watch here "I don't trust Romney. He...
Schmuck of the Day
During the debate last night between Joe "Deadbeat Dad" Walsh and Tammy Duckworth, Walsh held up a photo of Duckworth picking out a dress. “I was marching in a parade in Schaumburg (Ill.), Sunday...
Extensive Webs of People
Artist - Jen Sorensen In other news, Ohio Secretary of State Jon Husted announced today that he plans to appeal the recent ruling that restored early voting during the final three days of the...
The President’s Natural Allies
"I say follow the money. Because I found out that right around the time those people got those jobs, they started getting paid." And here's a bonus, because Eric Bolling is an idiot.
‘The US Economy is the Sole Bright Spot’
The U.S. economy, while still in the process of a sustained recovery, is considered to be a "sole bright spot" in the world economy according to a new report from the Financial Times and the...
Worst Person in the World
David Siegel, the founder and CEO of Westgate Resorts, is a dick. Here's an excerpt from the email he sent to every employee yesterday via Gawker Now, the economy is falling apart and people like me...
Lunatic Quote(s) of the Day
The maintenance of civil order in society rests on the foundation of family discipline. Therefore, a child who disrespects his parents must be permanently removed from society in a way that gives an...
GM Creating 10,000 New IT Jobs
Good news -- Government General Motors announced plans yesterday to hire 10,000 additional IT workers over the next several years, far out-pacing it's closest competitors. The nation's biggest...
U.S. Debt At Lowest Level Since 2006
According to a new report from Bloomberg, U.S. debt is now at it's lowest level since 2006. Total indebtedness including that of federal and state governments and consumers has fallen to 3.29 times...
I Don’t Have a Tax Cut
Artist - Monte Wolverton In other news, the NRA endorsed Todd Akin today. It makes perfect sense for an organization responsible for thousands of deaths to endorse the "pro-life" candidate.
Shady Dealings: Huawei and Bain Capital
The Dem rapid response team debuted this ad today following a 60 minutes report last night and the House Intelligence Committee's report today on Hauwei. Mitt Romney's connection to the deal, as...
Idiot Quote of the Day
“I don’t believe the number and neither do any of the other people that have intelligence” -Donald Trump on September jobs numbers. And I don't believe "people that have intelligence" necessarily...
Romney Repeats Trade Agreement Lie
During his speech today at the Virginia Military Institute, Mitt Romney once again trotted out the Fox News talking point that President Obama has not negotiated any new trade agreements during his...
Skewed
The temporary bounce Mitt Romney enjoyed after the first presidential debate, and the brief period during which the polls miraculously became "unskewed," is beginning to fade. Today's Gallup daily...
The Raid on PBS
Artist - Mike Luckovich In other news, Rep. Elijah E. Cummings (D-MD) has launched at investigation into True the Vote for "criminal conspiracy to deny legitimate voters their constitutional rights.”
The Choice
Artist - Nick Anderson I strongly urge you to read the latest from The Onion.
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