Via Grist, the new CEO of Duke Energy resigned today after only one day on the job, but according to the Wall Street Journal, he will retain his full severance package and relocation expenses for...
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Shorter Ted Nugent: Obama Should Be My Slave
The swing vote of Justice Roberts to uphold Obamacare has pants-crapping draft-dodger Ted Nugent in a tizzy, and for some inexplicable reason, The Washington Times invited him to lament the North's...
That Leaves What?
Artist - RJ Matson In other news, 3,215 temperature records were set or matched during the month of June. That's obviously part of the grand liberal conspiracy.
Blow Me To Bermuda!
We already knew about Romney's offshore wealth in the Cayman Islands and parts of Europe, but now we can add Bermuda to the list. (AP) WASHINGTON - For nearly 15 years, Republican presidential...
Nobody Could Have Predicted
Not surprisingly, it turns out that refusing to raise taxes and firing your police and firefighting force instead is not a recipe for success now that we live in the new normal of record-breaking...
Let Them Go Bankrupt!
According to Detroit News, U.S. automakers are projecting that sales for 2012 will total more than 14 million vehicles. U.S. car and truck sales could surpass 14 million for the first time in five...
Cyborg Quote of the Day
Lemon. Wet. Good. -Mitt Romney on his Lemonade Maybe I'm the odd duck out, but when someone asks me how my Lemonade tastes, I'll probably respond with "wonderful" or "great." Maybe even "sour" or...
Make Up Your Mind GOP Part 3
Following nearly a week of incoherent and contradictory statements, the Republicans may have finally come to an agreement on whether or the individual mandate is a penalty or a tax. Or rather, Mitt...
Only You Can Prevent
Artist - Pat Bagley Seriously. Don't burn down your neighborhood or a national forest tonight. A significant portion of the country is under a fire weather advisory. The other news can wait for...
Rebuttal Forecast
Artist - Randall Enos I implore all of you to read this piece from Vanity Fair on Mitt Romney's finances and Bain Capital's slimeball financial trickery. It's astonishing. I'll just share one excerpt...
Chris Christie Vetoes Cancer Screenings
What War on Women? Just before the midnight deadline on July 1st, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie vetoed $7.5 million in family planning funding which would have funded mammograms, pap smears...
Wasteful (and offensive) Spending
Listen up ladies -- if you're having a hard time finding a job right now, according to New York State Senator Marty Golden (R) it's because you're not feminine enough! And out of the goodness of his...
Mitch McConnell is a Lying Liar
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) spoke outside of Hardin Memorial Hospital in Elizabethtown, Kentucky yesterday where he claimed that Obamacare is the biggest issue for the economy...
Because ACORN!
After Michigan Governor Rick Snyder unexpectedly vetoed three separate Republican-sponsored bills aimed at suppressing the vote, Michigan House Speaker Jase Bolger responded to critics of the bills...
Make Up Your Mind GOP Part 2
As we established yesterday, the Republicans are presenting conflicting messages on whether or not the individual mandate is a penalty or a tax. The Obama campaign and the Romney campaign are in...
Disease Builds Character
Artist - Monte Wolverton In other news, the combined highway, student loan, and flood insurance bill signed into law by President Obama on Friday will reduce the deficit by $16.3 billion over 10...
Denied!
Obviously seeking to expand his witch hunting horizons, House Oversight Chairman Darrell Issa requested permission to sit in on trade talks taking place this week in San Diego. His request was...
It’s Not Your Imagination
If you feel as though John McCain is consulted far too often by our very serious liberal media, it's not just your imagination. Here are the numbers to prove it. According to a study by the...
The Largest Healthcare Fraud Settlement in History
Despite the obstruction. Despite the stonewalling of judicial appointments and an election year witch hunt, the Department of Justice is still doing its job. GlaxoSmithKline has agreed to pay a $3...
Make Up Your Mind GOP
Is the individual mandate a tax or a penalty? According to the Mitt Romney of 2008 the Obama campaign, it's a penalty for free-loaders who can afford to buy health insurance but choose not to...
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