What happens next now that House Oversight Chairman Darrell "Witch Hunt" Issa has successfully held a vote of contempt for Attorney General Eric Holder in the House Oversight Committee? The short...
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Doof Quote of the Day
Joe "Deadbeat Dad" Walsh has some advice for Mitt Romney, and I for one hope Mitt is listening. WALSH: It’s a good thing in this country, Tammy Duckworth, to make money. That is a good thing. I wish...
Repeal and Replace: Immigration Edition
The Romney campaign strategy for appealing to Latino voters appears to involve insulting their intelligence to their faces with platitudes. via USAToday Mitt Romney said today he'll "replace and...
Comprehensive Reform of Everything I Said
Artist - RJ Matson In other news, The American Action Forum and The Weekly Standard, whose editor is none other than Bill "Bomb Iran" Kristol, are criticizing the new prison-rape prevention standards...
Here Comes The Money
According to ABCNews, the pro-Romney Concerned Trolls for America and the Koch Brother's Americans for Prosperity super PACs are planning to spend nearly $20 million over just the next 10 days...
Not An Impeachment, But This Will Do
This isn't the first time I've run that headline, but now it's becoming a reality. This isn't the blowjob impeachment the Republicans were hoping for, but House Oversight Chairman Darrell "Witch...
Ron Paul Is Against Social Security Even While He’s For It
I don't care who you are. This is funny. STEIN: A bit of a personal question then, are you on Social Security? Do you get Social Security checks? PAUL: I do. STEIN: Well, I mean, is there — you just...
Birtherism Still Won’t Die
This is a new take on Birtherism. Arizona Secretary of State Ken Bennett says he's now convinced the president was born in Hawaii, however he now believes the president lied about being born in Kenya...
The Last Specimen
Artist - David Fitzsimmons In other news, Florida Governor Rick Scott is facing yet another lawsuit for violating the Voting Rights Act. Florida is also facing lawsuits from the ACLU and the...
Thank You Saint Karl
Virtually every line of this Colbert segment is hilarious."I don't think Hispanics are going to fall for Obama's little ploy of promising to help and then doing it."
Milquetoast Guaranteed
The not-entirely-surprising revelation today that Marco Rubio may not be considered by the Romney campaign for vice president after all also revealed that the VP short-list has been narrowed down to...
Quote of the Day
In case you haven't noticed, the Republicans seem to be on a crusade to free Americans to be as dicky as possible to their fellow Americans. It is now okay to be a dick to immigrants. It's now okay...
I’m Mitt Romney and I Endorse Heckling
Mitt Romney told Fox News today that it would be nice if his campaign staff stopped being dicks, but he doesn't believe they should stop being dicks. He told Fox News Radio on Tuesday that he doesn’t...
Super Stupid
This is a real campaign ad from real congressional candidate Joe "the un-licensed" Plumber. Samuel Wurzelbacher, famously known as ‘Joe The Plumber,’ is running for Congress this year on a platform...
Purchasing the Presidency
Artist - Rob Tornoe In other news, anti-immigrant sentiment is now at its lowest point since Gallup began tracking it in 1965. That's bad news for the Republican party platform which tells Americans...
Kerry Plays Romney
While others are cracking jokes and poking fun at the choice, I think this is brilliant. President Obama has tapped Sen. John Kerry, the 2004 Democratic presidential nominee, to play Republican Mitt...
Rep. John Mica Lies, Makes Stuff Up
Representative John Mica (R-Batshit) would like to remind us all how Fast and Furious started, and he's going to do that by lying and making things up. House Oversight Committee member Rep. John Mica...
He Drank Your Milkshake
When asked for a response to President Obama's recent announcement of a re-prioritization of immigration enforcement, Mitt Romney simply offered the quick and easy "I agree with Marco Rubio" line. I...
Aaron Sorkin and the Both Sides Meme
In a fascinating interview with New York Magazine's Vulture, Aaron Sorkin revealed his motivations behind writing the upcoming HBO series The Newsroom and also offered a critique of what we now...
Real Tough Men
President Obama's recent announcement that young immigrants will no longer be deported if they meet certain criteria is not an executive order but rather a directive from the Department of Homeland...
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