Artist - David Fitzsimmons No news today. The snark machine will resume operation tomorrow.
Bipartisanship
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Romney Education
Artist - Dave Granlund In other news, I found something I can agree with George Will on. I agree that Donald Trump is a "bloviating ignoramus." I also don't believe Romney has anything to gain by...
Memorial Day Weekend Activities
Artist - Bob Englehart In other news, the ATF and FBI are now investigating a series of attacks on clinics that perform abortions in the Atlanta, Georgia area. The attacks are being investigated as...
Best Persons
It sounds like a story from another country, and that's because it is. A female pilot for Trip Airlines, a Brazilian company, refused to put up with a male passenger who made “loud, sexist comments...
Seeking Suckers for Photo-Op
If you can't find anyone to support your cause, no problem! Just open the pocket books of your billionaire progenitors and hire someone to support your cause. Apparently unable to find real...
Quote of the Day
Washington is filled with people making other people's arguments for money. Anyone trying to do anything of good purpose is in a constant struggle to keep from drowning in the river of steaming...
Noise Polution
Artist - Dave Granlund In other news, the Senate Ethics Committee concluded today that Senator Tom Coburn (R-OK) acted improperly for his role in the John Ensign affair. Also -- Mitt Romney's car...
Climate Change Denial Meets Birtherism
It makes sense that one campaign based on conspiracy theories, devoid of actual evidence, would meet face to face with another campaign based on conspiracy theories and no actual evidence. That was...
The Truth
The truth, according to Donald Trump, is that President Obama was "born in Kenya." In an interview with the Daily Beast published today, Donald Trump asserts that Obama was born in Kenya, not the...
Risk Management
Artist - Tim Eagan In other news, high-ranking members of the Nevada Republican Party are resigning following a takeover by rabid Ron Paul supporters. Ron Paul suspended his campaign for the...
The Donald Wants You
In addition to hosting a top-dollar fundraiser for Mitt Romney next week, Donald Trump is also participating in a promotional stunt for Romney wherein you can win dinner with "The Donald" if you...
Chart of the Day
via Smartypants This is Moodys' projected electoral outcome for the 2012 election based on the improving economies of battleground states, current polling trends in those states, and the results of...
Weird and Creepy in Las Vegas
Politics is weird and creepy. Donald Trump and Newt Gingrich are headlining an expensive fundraiser for Mitt Romney in Las Vegas next week. Two men who have, at one point or another, been...
Big Gulp
Artist - Kirk Walters In other news, HP announced today that it will be cutting over 27,000 jobs as part of a restructuring plan to "cut costs." HP CEO Meg Whitman came very close to being the...
Climate Change Denial Smear Campaign Backfires
It turns out spending large sums of money to purchase grossly-offensive billboards along the Eisenhower Expressway in Chicago which compare those who believe in climate change to terrorists is not...
Free Guns (Honestly!)
No, really. This is both unintentionally hilarious and horrible. via Media Matters Right-wing news site The Daily Caller has come up with an innovative new method of attracting people to sign up for...
Let Them Go Bankrupt!
According to a new report from USA Today, American automakers are now operating at "maximum capacity." Some are canceling annual shutdowns and adding new shifts to keep up with demand, which is now...
Bold Predictions
Mitt Romney debuted a fresh line of bull today, promising 6 percent unemployment by the year 2016. The only problem is the Congressional Budget Office has already projected a 6 percent unemployment...
America Haters
Artist - Pat Bagley In other news, according to Fox News President Jabba the Hutt Roger Ailes, we still "don't know anything" about President Obama. An obvious wink and a nod to birthers. After...
Birther Sheriff Joe Arpaio Tries to Bully Hawaii
Like Donald Trump before him, Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio has dispatched a team of pathetic rent-a-cop whackjobs to the state of Hawaii in search of confirmation that President Obama was born there...
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