Remember the racist commercial released by Pete Hoekstra of Michigan during the Superbowl? According to ABC News, that commercial didn't exactly have the intended effect on the electorate Hoekstra...
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Mitt Understands
Artist - Jimmy Margulies In other news, White House chief of staff and former budget director Jacob Lew said the Obama Administration has no plans to further alter the rules regarding birth control...
Shocking Voter Turnout, Or A Lack Thereof
A quick note about the Maine Republican caucus. Maine is home to just over 250,000 registered Republicans, and approximately 5,500 turned out yesterday to vote for Romney, Paul, Santorum or Gingrich...
The USS Gabrielle Giffords
I can't think of a better way to celebrate the service of Gabrielle Giffords than to name a Navy ship after her. The Navy’s newest ship will be the USS Gabrielle Giffords. Navy Secretary Ray Mabus...
And They Kept Going
I didn't think the GOP would actually take my advice and keep going, but evidently that's what they have decided to do. The issue of birth control isn't decided for them. The compromise of mandating...
Buy More Arrows
Artist - Darly Cagle In other news, results from today's Maine caucus will be available beginning at 6:30 pm EST. You can follow the results here if you care to.
The Face of Insanity
Making an appearance at the halfway point in his metamorphosis into an actual troll, Andrew Breitbart addressed CPAC yesterday in contradiction to his previous pledge to boycott the event. Following...
Out of Control Spending!
Well, not really. An independent review of the Department of Energy's loan portfolio released by the White House yesterday has concluded that the department's portfolio will cost $2 billion less than...
Santorum Takes The Wheel
Public Policy Polling is described as a "left-leaning" poll, however even if that is the case I doubt their bias extends so far as to erase a 15 point lead in polls. Former Pennsylvania Senator Rick...
Looking Good
Artist - Adam Zyglis In other news, the White House announced today that President Obama will unveil his budget proposal for Fiscal 2013 on Monday. And by the following Monday, conservapundits will...
Family Values the Lunch Box. Family Values the Breakfast Cereal.
Tim Murphy of Mother Jones posted a collection of conservative swag and conspiracy-theorist paraphernalia being sold and distributed at this year's World's Worst Persons Convention (CPAC). As you...
Obviously Bad News for Democrats
I jest. A new poll released by Rasmussen today shows President Obama taking a 10 point lead over the un-"safe" and un-"electable" Mitt Romney in their national tracking poll. The Rasmussen tracking...
Scott Walker Screws Wisconsin Again
This probably shouldn't come as a shock, but it does. Out of the $26 billion dollar settlement reached yesterday across 50 states regarding foreclosure fraud, $31.6 million is going to the Wisconsin...
Thinking Like Them
Artist - Jen Sorensen In other news, Senator Mitch McConnell joined Speaker Boehner today in calling for legislative action to reverse the Obama Administration's new rules regarding birth control...
Jackass Quote of the Day
Of all the horrible things said at the Worlds Worst Persons Convention (CPAC), I think this is by far the worst of the worst. At a CPAC panel on the new contraception rule conservatives are rallying...
A Big Victory in the Fight Against Foreclosure Fraud
Not to be confused with New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman's investigation of the mortgage industry recently announced by President Obama during the State of the Union, a join investigation...
Moment of Derp
So I got this green bag right here. And I filled it up with the black market light bulbs. And I brought them back to my office here in the Capitol. Whenever I need to put a bulb in the lamp, I reach...
Liberal Hogwash
Artist - Kirk Walters In other news, New Hampshire Republicans proposed a bill today to eliminate required lunch breaks. Really. “This is an unneeded law,” [Republican state Representative Kyle...
Boehner Raises the Debt Ceiling on DOMA Spending
The House of Boehner previously raised the expense-cap for their $520 per hour lawyer Paul Clement, who was hired to defend the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) in court, from $500,000 to $750,000, and...
Keep Going John Boehner!
Here's Speaker of the House John Boehner speaking out against the Obama Administration's requirement that all health insurance plans cover birth control without co-pays. “If the president does not...
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