Governor Rick Scott of Florida making a joke about President Obama reading from teleprompters -- while reading from a teleprompter. Good afternoon, and welcome to Presidency 5! I have to admit, i was...
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Don’t Get Discouraged
Artist - Bill Day In other news, seven U.S. states have sided with the Department of Justice against the mega-merger of AT&T and T-Mobile, and researchers at Penn State College have discovered a...
Repent! Or Face The Consequences.
Is this even legal? MOBILE, Ala (Reuters) - Starting on Monday, nonviolent offenders in Bay Minette, Alabama, will get to choose whether to serve their sentence in a jail cell or a church pew...
A Vaccine Against Ignorance
Artist - Taylor Jones In other news, British lawyers are planning to file lawsuits against Rupert Murdoch's News Corp. here inside the United States in connection with the phone-hacking scandal, and...
Enough Is Enough!
Sorry Texas death row inmates. No more steak for you before being executed by Rick Perry. SAN ANTONIO (Reuters) - The Texas prison system on Thursday abolished the time-honored tradition of offering...
Conspiracy Theory
According to National Rifle Association (NRA) executive vice president Wayne LaPierre, while the Obama Administration has been sympathetic toward gun-rights advocates during his first term in office...
Jackass Quote of the Day
House Majority Shitkicker Eric Cantor joined the chorus at a Republican news conference today to convey to the American people that disaster relief will be there for them, just as soon as hes done...
Drawing A Line
Artist - Bob Englehart In other news, Governor Scott Walker of Wisconsin was granted his wish today, with the state's largest public employee unions declining to re-certify. The infamous Islamic...
Quote of the Day
Bill Clinton on the success of Republican economic philosophy. Or a lack thereof. You know, there’s not a single solitary example on the planet, not one, of a country that is succesful because the...
Obama-Lite
Rick Perry goes there. In an interview with Sean Hannity on Wednesday, Perry used Romney’s Massachusetts health care plan to tie him to the White House. It’s a familiar attack on Romney, but Perry’s...
The War Is Over
Artist - Jeff Parker In other news, Rick Perry is expected to pull ahead of Mitt Romney in campaign fundraising when new numbers are released next week, and a new Gallup poll shows 70 percent of...
The Dukes Offer America 5 Dollars
According to Forbes Magazine, the Duke Brothers Koch Brothers have increased their collective fortune by 800 percent over the last decade. Forbes estimates that Tea Party petrochemical scions Charles...
Delicious Chemical Soup For Children
This is one of the reasons I quit buying canned soups entirely nearly two years ago. Worrying levels of BPA, an industrial chemical with suspected links to cancer, lurk inside canned soups and pasta...
Tea Party Vacations
Artist - Pat Bagley In other news, the issue of providing federal disaster relief, without offsetting it with cuts to other programs, could potentially lead to another government shutdown. Really...
I Got Mine. Screw The Rest Of You.
Where in Fox News hosts Bill O The Clown and Brit Hume don't even pretend to give a shit about income inequality in the United States. Bill O'Reilly isn't buying President Obama's push for the...
No More Socialism!
Except for Rick Perry. At a time when state budget reductions were used to help offset a multibillion-dollar revenue shortfall, taxpayers were billed in excess of $294,000 in security detail expenses...
Don’t Tread On Who?
Artist - Adam Zyglis In other news, Michele Bachmann's former campaign manager Ed Rollins, who resigned from his post several weeks ago, declared today that Bachmann is most likely finished after the...
The Only Pledge That Matters
The president kicked some serious ass today during the debut of his "Buffet Tax" which implements an alternative minimum tax to ensure that millionaires and billionaires pay as of high a percentage...
Where’s My Violin?
Teabagger Representative John Fleming (R-LA) appeared on MSNBC today to protest President Obama's "Buffet Tax" and while doing so he inadvertently provided us with a shinning example of the economic...
What Could Go Wrong?
What better way to entice new customers to your business than to hand out assault rifles at the door like some kind of party-favor? One Florida company has found a novel way of enticing new customers...
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