A federal judge struck down Rick W. Perry's anti-abortion legislation today which would have required women to view a sonogram and listen to heartbeats before they would be permitted to obtain an...
Two Victories for Pro-Choice Advocates
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Divine Mentalist
Artist - David Fitzsimmons In other news, Fox host Charles Payne wishes Bill Nye "The Science Guy" would quit confusing his viewers with all of that outlandish science-talk, and the Center for...
Meanwhile, From Another Universe
Dick Cheney is not of this world. "I don't think that it damaged our reputation around the world," Cheney said of Iraq. "I just don't believe that. I think critics here at home would argue that." The...
The Myth of Moderates
A broad survey of GOP voters in South Carolina, where Rick Perry is now firmly in the lead, adds credence to anyone who is skeptical that moderates actually exist within the Republican party as the...
Moment of Derp
Is President Obama the real dummy? Sean Hannity and his expert guest, Tucker Carlson, tackle the tough questions. This is quite remarkable. Holy shit! He mispronounced corpsman! Why the hell did we...
Romney’s Unemployment Solution
Artist - Monte Wolverton In other news, a federal judge has issued a temporary injunction against Alabama's version of "papers please," and president Obama nominated Princeton professor Alan Krueger...
Cantor Repeats Plan To Hold Hurricane Relief Hostage
House Majority Shitkicker Eric Cantor reiterated his position on Fixed News today that we will have to find savings elsewhere before we can lift a finger to aid those who have lost everything or...
Rick W. Perry Really Dislikes Washington
Rick Perry really dislikes Washington. That's why he's running for President. Or something. (Reuters) - Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry on Thursday described Washington as "a seedy...
Drill Baby Drill. In the Everglades.
Speaking of same shit, different day -- Michele Bachmann has a brilliant idea for meeting the nation's energy needs. Drill in the Florida Everglades! SARASOTA, Fla. (AP) — Republican presidential...
The Return of Congress And Jobs
Unfortunately, congress is scheduled to return to work next week, and as we all know issue number one in the minds of voters is jobs. However President Obama and the Republicans both have their own...
The Job Creator Express
Artist - Mitt Priggee In other news, Governor Chris Christie held a press conference today estimating that the damaged caused by Hurricane Irene could be in the tens of billions of dollars...
The Freeloaders
Artist - Pat Bagley In other news, the first decrease in the number of "problem banks" since the third quarter of 2006 occurred during the second quarter of this year, and a new AP poll shows public...
Yet Another Anti-Gay Crusader Is Exposed
Exposed in more ways than one. Senator Robert Arango, who was the Vice Chairman of George W.Bush and Dick Cheney's Puerto Rico re-election committee in 2004, has been supposedly identified by the...
Pledge Writers Sucking The Big Government Teat
Remember that pro same-sex marriage pledge which several Republican presidential candidates signed their name to? The pledge which compels candidates to oppose gay-marriage at every level of...
Preselected Audience Members Only
Artist - RJ Matson In other news, a pair of new polls has Rick Perry leading the next closest candidates in the race for the South Carolina primary by double digits. Also... Even if the winds weaken...
A Rare Admission On Fixed News
Fox News anchor Clayton Morris admitted on air Sunday morning that Fox News' own "fact-checkers" have confirmed that man-made climate change is real, but also highlighted that the facts don't matter...
Jackass Quote of the Day
Kids. Don't they say the darndest things? Rep. Steve Southerland (R-FL) is not impressed with his $174,000 per year Congressional salary. Or the benefits package that comes with serving his...
The Front Runners
"I want everyone to have a pot of gold and move to a leprechaun economy." Artist - Rob Tornoe Still laughing. In other news, Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry is going right for the...
The Latest Encroachment of Socialized Medicine
Good news everyone, a new program is being launched to lower Medicare costs by preventing repeat visits, duplicate tests, and duplicate procedures. Something which should have been done while the...
The Republican War On Women Is A Success
Well, not really. Not if you're an empathetic human-being. A group of people which does not include Republicans. New statistics released yesterday tell us what most of us have already safely assumed ...
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