Stupid Party

Batshit Campaign Ad Season Arrives Early

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

Batshit campaign ad season usually doesn't arrive until the primary season for the midterm elections, but this is a special occasion.

A special election that will determine who fills the seat left open by Tom Price, who joined the Trump regime to serve as the secretary of Health and Human Services, will be held in approximately two weeks and Democratic candidate Jon Ossoff currently holds a commanding lead in the polls.

Ossoff's lead is so substantial, his Republican opponents have now gone full terrorist-sympathizer on him.

Got that? According to the Republican Congressional Leadership Fund, Jon Osoff may be in bed with terrorists, or something, because Al Jazeera, a respected global news organization, donated to his campaign. Also, some right wing asswipes said Al Jazeera speaks for terrorists.

Just a few weeks ago, the Congressional Leadership Fund attacked Osoff for dressing up as Han Solo when he was in college.

The Congressional Leadership Fund is supported by Speaker Paul Ryan's fundraising efforts.

The American Journalism Review was shut down years ago.

  • Draxiar

    Dressed up as Han Solo? I respect him even more!

    Now compare something as innocent as dressing up as Han Solo to Paul Ryan dreaming of how to fuck over the poor while he was in college jerking off to the words of Ayn Rand.

  • muselet

    *sniff* *sniff*

    Ah, the distinctive aromas of desperation and flop sweat.

    (I hope the Congressional Leadership Fund paid a premium rate for that ad, ’cause nothing says untrustworthy like walking along a steet, talking into an iPhone, amirite?)

    –alopecia

    • JMAshby

      They’ve dropped over $1.5 million now.

      • Watching them waste that Koch money is so much fun!

      • muselet

        At this point, the best they can do is force a June runoff. That’s not much of a return on investment.

        –alopecia

  • Badgerite

    That is a pretty damned lame commercial. For one thing, Osama Bin Laden is dead.
    Long time, now. Killed by a raid ordered by President Barack Obama. The Democratic president. From which all American service people came back alive. And a raid that achieved its mission. The issue is competence and a government that works for the people as opposed to Goldman Sachs and rich families.

    • Aynwrong

      Love the fact that you up voted my comment before I had the chance to finish it. Then again, I guess the word “assholes” expressed all the relevant information, huh?

      ͡ ͜ʖ ͡

      • Badgerite

        Pretty much.

  • Aynwrong

    Assholes who

    • Georgie

      And Bill O’Reilly.