Comedy Rand Paul WTF

Beefcake Rand Shoots Liberty From His Eye-Sockets in PAC ad

Written by SK Ashby

Beefcake Rand is here to kick ass and chew gum, and he's all out of gum.

This heavy metal ad was produced by the America's Liberty PAC and it invites you to watch Rand Paul engage in another one of his signature fake filibusters this weekend.

Beefcake Rand won't stop at crushing Barack Obama, the "head of the Washington spy machine." Beefcake Rand will also obliterate the "capitulating Canadian" Ted Cruz and the "conservative accomplice" Lindsey Graham while he's "doing donuts in a 1997 Geo Metro, while it's on fire!"

Now that's metal. America, fuck yeah!