Sarah Palin

Beltway Moose

Palin-endorsed tea party senate candidate Joe Miller via Twitter:

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First, it's inside the Beltway. Not in the Beltway. There's nothing but eight lanes of automobile death in the Beltway.

And obviously the Alaskan moose-slaughtering hunter hick is the new political cowboy. Better yet, here's Tbogg:

Yeah. Yeah. We get it. You’re an outdoorsman and you’re all macho and shit with your manscaped beard, but, seriously, after the last couple of years of listening to that babbling snowbilly grifter natter on about your Alabama-with-a-snowpack hellstate, we’re kinda of Alaska’d out about the Great White North and we wish you guys would just take our tax dollars and shut the fuck up about your bullshit last frontier self-sufficiency.

Exactly.