Iraq Wingnuts

Hog Castrating Cosplayer Candidate Still Believes in WMDs

Remember Joni Ernst; the Cobra cosplayer who pledged to “unload” on Obamacare?

Apparently she still believes there are Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMDs) in Iraq.

“Obviously the president thought there was actionable intelligence, she said, “so as an Iraqi War veteran I stand beside that and I’ll stand beside every other soldier I served with in believing we were on a clearly defined mission to go into Iraq.”

Why is Ernst so willing to support Bush’s decision to invade? She hints that she has inside knowledge that there were, indeed, still weapons of mass destruction when the war began. “We don’t know that there were weapons on the ground when we went in,” she said, “however, I do have reason to believe there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

According to Ernst, she gets her inside information from her husband, a former Army Central Command sergeant major. If he knows where the WMDs are, he should probably inform his superiors so they can go pick them up and vindicate Bush once and for all. We’ll be waiting.

He must be so embarrassed.