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Colbert on Louie Gohmert’s Gay Massage Theory

Colbert catches up with a man who is “brave enough to say the things that no one has the slightest desire to say,” Louie Gohmert.

In case you missed it, congressman Gohmert warned us that gays in the military are a bad idea because giving and receiving handjobs all day will leave them vulnerable to terrorism.

People have said to me ‘Stephen, you gotta understand, you don’t even know your history. You’re dumb. You’re dense. You’re a mental midget with the IQ of a butter dish whose mind is a black hole that sucks all surrounding thought into it in an infinite singularity of pure stupidity. Stephen, I’m surprised that you can ever dress yourself. I bet you have to rub peanut inside your lips to remember to open your mouth to breathe. I have never met, and I hope to never meet again, a man so pervasively, astoundingly, unyieldingly ignorant.’

To which I say ‘well then you haven’t met Louie Gohmert.’

This can’t be improved on.