Bull Market

Written by SK Ashby

(Cartoonist - Nick Anderson)

In other news, the Daily Beast reports that Trump has privately told his aides that he'll blame congressional Republican leaders like Paul Ryan if they lose control of the House next week.

Meanwhile, Trump reportedly plans to nominate former Fox News host and current State Department spokeswoman Heather Nauert to be the next UN ambassador. Nauert has no diplomatic experience.

Finally, John Bolton has found his new Axis of Evil.

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Trump administration is laying out a tougher approach to Venezuela, Cuba and Nicaragua.

President Donald Trump’s national security adviser, John Bolton, says those three countries form a “troika of tyranny” and he’s announcing new sanctions on Venezuela and Cuba, and says the U.S. will impose additional ones on Nicaragua.

Bolton says the countries represent “destructive forces of oppression, socialism and totalitarianism.” He says the trio “has finally met its match” with this administration.

Starving Venezuelans have finally met their match!

Bolton has clearly spent too much time in Russia recently because no one in America know what the fuck a "troika" is.