I really can't.
Mitt Romney speaking today in South Carolina:
“I believe on the issues as well, that I line up with [Tea Party supporters]: a smaller government, a less intrusive government, regulations being pared back, holding down the tax rates of the American people, maintaining a strong defense – and so many Tea Party folks are going to find me, I believe, to be the ideal candidate,” Romney said.
Mitt Romney is either astonishingly naive, or he's channeling Derp straight out of his ass. Maybe both if he really believes he is the Tea Party's "ideal candidate."
I'll file this one under Comedy.