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Chalkboard Fail at CPAC

The Conservative Political Action Conference wrapped up this weekend, bringing out the craziest of the crazies for a hate-filled week of paying tribute to ignorance and white superiority.

But just in case you thought they forgot about racism and inequality, the booth sponsored by the Center for American Racial Equality called on all attendees to resolve these matters by way of thinly-veiled racist phrases on a chalkboard.


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They asked, “Tell Us What #TRUEEQUALITY Means To You?” And nobody stopped them.

According to the magical chalkboard of equality, “Affirmative Action” seems to be the greatest impediment to ‘true equality’ to conservatives. Which is weird, since any person of color in Right wing America seems to go to the front of the line. Conservatives like to show off their diversity-bling.

But as soon as we get rid of Affirmative Action, it’s on to the business of empowering women.

The CPAC speaker breakdown: 128 men (78%) vs 35 (21%) women.

That’s counting Sarah Palin, who donated “at least $9,000  to the conference as a “participating sponsor” through her new television show, Sarah Palin’s Amazing America.”

So, just to be clear, one of the few women speakers at CPAC was Sarah Palin, who bought her way into the conference.

And the winner of the CPAC straw poll was Sen. Rand Paul, who rode his father’s name that paid his way into The Great American Meritocracy.

So, to reduce racial divides, the attendees of CPAC figured it all out. Once we get rid of Obama and Affirmative Action, the ACORN of racial animosity, women and people of color will have finally earned their right to vote. Maybe then they’ll get off their affirmative asses and get real jobs, just like the Founding Fathers intended, or something like that.

Until then, conservatives would like you to ignore all the affirmative action they’re getting.