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JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

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In other news, Russian lawyer and possible spy Natalia Veselnitskaya says Don Trump Jr. floated the possibility of lifting Russia sanctions during their meeting last year. She could be lying, but Trump Jr is also a liar. Lock'em up.

Meanwhile, Trump's Mar-a-Lago resort is adding another 70 foreign workers for the holidays.

Finally, Fox & Friends host Ainsley Earhardt says the Sutherland Springs shooting victims are fortunate they were killed in church.

“You know, we’ve been reporting that this shouldn’t happen in a church,” Earhardt said. “But I was downstairs talking with some people that work here that we all talk about our faith and we share the same beliefs. We were saying there’s no other place we would want to go other than church, because I’m there asking for forgiveness.”

“I feel very close to Christ when I’m there,” she continued. “So, I’m trying to look at some positives here and know that those people are with the Lord now and experiencing eternity and no more suffering, no more sadness anymore.”

The Republican party is a suicide cult.

  • Toolymegapoopoo

    I know I’m late, but this is the moral equivalent of “She was asking for it.”

  • David Greenberg

    Fox news must have a hiring restriction that limits the IQ of the people it hires. These complete shmucks seem unable to understand anything unless it happens directly to them, and even then, that is not a given. Look at trump supporters who are being screwed every day.

  • Badgerite

    Our laws say who we are. As a people. If the GOP and Paul Ryan cannot be bothered to outlaw bump stocks that make a commercially available gun like the AR-15 into a gun that fires with the speed of a machine gun that say everything about who they are. “Right to life” my ass. Politics matter. Who you vote for matters. You have “gridlock” in Washington because it is controlled by a party that does not believe in making government work for the people. They only want to make it work for the moneyed interests and the extremists that keep them in power. And they don’t want the people or the media to notice. How long ago was the Vegas massacre? A couple of weeks. I don’t believe their “thoughts and prayers” anymore. They just don’t care.

  • ninjaf

    If you were truly living your life as a Christian, I would think you would feel Christ with you at all times. But I guess if you only do it on Sundays, then yeah. I guess the church is gonna feel like that for you.

  • Aynwrong

    I usually at least strive to say something clever or insightful. More light, less heat. As they say. However the only thing Ainsley Earhardt deserves to hear is a good, simple and direct GO FUCK YOURSELF!

    Suicide cult indeed.

  • Victor the Crab

    Eat shit and die, Ainsley Earhardt! Maybe that’ll get you closer to your God.