Comedy Congress

Colbert on Executive Action and GOP Pushback

Last night, Colbert warned us that immigrants are “coming for the jobs they already have.”

Yes, the president is refusing to deport these illegals so we must cut the funding to pay the immigration officers he won’t need to not deport them.

It’s just like when I was a kid and I refused to rake the yard, so as a punishment my parents wouldn’t buy me a rake.

It’s a good point. What would defunding the DHS and DOJ really achieve?