Alex Jones Conspiracy Theory Drones Wingnuts

Conspiracy Theory


According to Alex Jones, an old Pentagon directive that allows the use of military force domestically under “extraordinary emergency circumstances” is proof that President Obama is planning to bomb the Tea Party.

Jones, of course, read this to mean that it is “official and has been confirmed” that the military is “training with tanks, armored vehicles, drones” to “take on the American people, mainly the Tea Party.”

“Well, he’s certainly not thinking that Muslims are a threat,” responded [Larry] Pratt, “so he’s turning to his political opponents, declaring that they’re the enemy and ignoring the fact that Muslims from time to time have a tendency to go ‘boom.’”

Get it? The president isn’t concerned about Muslims because, obviously, he is a Muslim. Amirite?

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It’s “official and has been confirmed” that a sucker is born every minute.