Crazy Quote of the Day

"The liberal court found Him guilty of false offenses and sentenced Him to death, all because He changed the hearts and minds of men with an army of 12. His death reset the clock of time. Never before and not since has there ever been such a perfect conservative." Herman Cain

The "liberal" court? I attended Catholic school for years, and spent a lot of time in church and CCD as a child. I don't remember anything about liberals crucifying Jesus.

And Jesus was a conservative? Really? I guess it was his "turn the other cheek" teachings, his radical rejection of the Roman and Jewish power structure, his disdain for money changers, and, of course, his lower class background. Totally conservative. Hey, I wonder if, like most conservatives, he supported torture and capital punishment?

Herman Cain is an idiot.