Written by SK Ashby

(Cartoonist - Clay Bennett)

In other news, Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross reportedly threatened to fire NOAA employees if they contradicted Trump's ridiculous sharpie forecast publicly.

Meanwhile, Huawei's chief security officer says there won't be a trade deal between China and the US unless Trump backs away or at least includes the company in a deal. I believe he's right, which is why it will never happen.

Finally, British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is reportedly considering building an actual bridge between Scotland and Northern Ireland to make a Brexit more palatable.

Boris Johnson has told government officials to explore the possibility of building an actual bridge between Scotland and Northern Ireland.

Documents seen by Channel 4 News reveal that both the Treasury and Department for Transport have been asked for advice on the costs and risks of such a project.

The prime minister wants to know “where this money could come from” and “the risks around the project” – which appear to include “WW2 munitions in the Irish Sea”. [...]

The DUP, the party supporting the Conservatives in Parliament, believes a bridge could break the Brexit impasse by removing the need for a border in the Irish Sea.

A bridge of this length would cost billions and take many years to build.

Alternatively, they could just cancel the fucking Brexit.