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Posted by JM Ashby

In what can only be described as one of the most ridiculous sermons Michele Bachmann has ever given, she has both accused the president of paling around with terrorists and for being a softy. So which is it?

In speaking out on the state of the U.S. economy, Bachmann didn't hold back in taking aim at President Barack Obama's handling of the issue.

"Our Peace Prize-winning president is very busy bowing these days to kings," she reportedly said. "He is bending down to dictators, and he is brown-nosing the elites that are in Europe, and he's babying the jihadists who are following Sharia-compliant terrorism."

Sharing her take on how the White House has handled the recent uprisings in Egypt and Iran, Bachmann suggested, "[Obama's] making Jimmy Carter look like a Rambo tough-guy."

Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husbands, because Sharia Law is climbing in your window!

She's right though. Jimmy Carter was such a badass! Remember that time he sent Predator drones into Pakistan on an almost daily basis? Oh wait, that was Obama. Never mind, Michele Bachmann doesn't know her ass from her elbow.

Is there anyone in the Bachmann family who could have Ole Michele committed? Preferably to an institution that features padded rooms.