Donald First

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

(Cartoonist - Adam Zyglis)

In other news, special prosecutor Robert Mueller's investigation of former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort reportedly extends as far back in time as 2006. They're throwing everything at him.

Meanwhile, Equifax has apparently been directing people to a fake phishing scam website for the past couple weeks. So there's that.

Finally, here's the entire brutal history of colonialism in a single tweet.

  • Christopher Foxx

    I have so many friends

    Man, he just can’t say anything without lying, can he?

  • Oh, how easy it would have been for the Yam to say something benign. So easy, if he weren’t profoundly clueless.

  • Badgerite

    What he did at the UN was the verbal equivalent of what he did at the G20 meeting not that long ago. Shoving the leader of Montenegro out of the way, like the classless bully that he is, so he could get in front of everybody.
    I am still proud of the people of the US generally as most of them have the good sense to be ashamed of this POS.
    But the damage to our standing and our alliances internationally is likely to be lasting. GW, though no Winston Churchill, at least could behave in public like a civilized human being. A Christian even. trump is almost a caricature the greedy, “ugly American” capitalist of the 1950s.

    • ninjaf

      He is a caricature because his narcissism doesn’t allow him to know how to behave naturally. So, all he can do is parrot and mimic.

    • GW was no diplomat, but when he interacted with foreign dignitaries he could act natural, and he’d even listen to them. Better yet, he would step out of himself. Remember all those videos of Dubya awkwardly performing local folk dances? He looked silly, but he also looked like he was trying, and people who saw him doing that in there countries appreciated it.

      • ranger11

        In a million years I can never envision this bozo doing something like that. His only humor or joy is at the expense of others.

  • Aynwrong

    Robert Mueller is the hero we need and the shovel to the back of the head the Trump campaign/administration deserves. I hope be crucifies Manafort.


    • Mueller will try to get Manafort to turn states evidence. Unfortunately that would preclude a crucifixion.

  • Tony Lavely

    Shouldn’t that headline read “Donald the First”?

  • Badgerite

    trump abroad. Please make it stop. Or put a sock in his stupid mouth. One or the other.

    • Draxiar

      I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s how Melania gets by with having that troglodyte in her life.

      • Badgerite

        Sometimes I think she is the only one in that family aware of what a fruitcake he is. Its a hunch.

        • Aynwrong

          Basically she Marilyn Munster.

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