Doof Quote of the Day

"[President Obama] once talked about the courage of his convictions, but still has not found the courage to lead." Chris Christie yesterday

Christie said the president hasn't found the courage to lead while Christie was announcing his plans to not lead.

Once again, Christie will never run for president. Ever. Unless, that is, he drops 100+ pounds and gets himself into better shape. Speaking of which, contrary to some e-mailers, I'm not being a Fat Nazi about this -- I'm just being realistic. Fact: you can't run a modern campaign for president unless you're in decent health. Christie is decidedly not.