Doof Quote of the Day

Dear South, Mitt Romney thinks you're stupid.

Morning, y’all. I got started right this morning with a biscuit and some cheesy grits. -Mitt Romney in Mississippi

I'm running for president, for Pete's sake y'all.

I've worn a garbage bag for a raincoat myself. Spent top dollar on it. I have some friends who own NASCAR teams. I like to fire people. I'm Mitt Romney.