Doof Quote of the Day

This kind of devisiveness, this attack of success, is very different than what we’ve seen in our country’s history. We’ve always encouraged young people: Take a shot, go for it, take a risk, get the education, borrow money if you have to from your parents, start a business. -Mitt Romney at Otterbein University

Yes, we know that worked out very well for Mitt, but for virtually every other American who wasn't born into the 1 percent, starting a business when you're already tens of thousands of dollars in debt and can't find a job isn't exactly an option.

And not everyone's parents has a trust fund to hand them.

"We added up our assets and there were no assets." -President Obama