Doof Quote(s) of the Day

If Mitt Romney's objective is to convince voters that he is not a cyborg, he isn't doing himself any favors.

“Not as closely as some of the most ardent fans. But I have some great friends that are NASCAR team owners.” -Mitt Romney on following NASCAR


"I like those fancy raincoats you bought" [...] "Really sprung for the big bucks." -Mitt Romney mocking ponchos

Because mocking NASCAR fans for being unable to afford Armani raincoats is exactly what you want to do in the middle of the Republican primary.

Does Romney even have the capacity for empathy?