“I voted to take all earmarks out, but I will come back in the new process and put [Graham's $950,000 earmark] back in. I think I should have the ability as a United States senator to direct money back to my state as long as it’s transparent and it makes sense.”
—Senator Lindsey Graham talking himself in circles regarding a $950,000 earmark he requested
Shorter: "Everyone's earmarks are stupid except mine."