Doof Quote of the Day

It's only 9:30 a.m. eastern time and we already have a winner.

“When I heard about the ["Magic Negro"] story I had to figure out what was going on for myself,” said Mark Ellis, the chairman of the Maine Republican Party. “When I found out what this was about I had to ask, ‘boy, what’s the big deal here?’ because there wasn’t any.”

Yep. Good one. And that's exactly why the Republicans are currently a minor regional party.