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JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

(Cartoonist - Robert Ariail)

In other news, the Trump regime has proposed a new rule to hold immigrant children indefinitely beyond the current 20-day limit for holding children in detention.

Meanwhile, Trump canceled an official state visit to Denmark because Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen hurt his feelings by calling his proposal to buy Greenland "absurd." Trump is a big wet diaper baby.

Finally, Trump lashed out at automakers for agreeing to a new set of fuel economy standards with the state of California and he offered his expert advice on how to sell used cars.

“My proposal to the politically correct Automobile Companies would lower the average price of a car to consumers by more than $3000, while at the same time making the cars substantially safer. Engines would run smoother. Very little impact on the environment! Foolish executives!” Trump tweeted.

Yes, simply lower the cost by more than $3,000.

That would be a great idea if Trump's trade war didn't already increase the cost of cars with more increases on the near horizon.

Wait, what the fuck does lowering the cost have to do with safety, running "smoother," and the environment? What?

  • Christopher Foxx

    Trump said Frederiksen’s comment labeling his idea as absurd “was nasty. I thought it was an inappropriate statement. All she had to say was say, ‘No, we wouldn’t be interested.’”

    Absolutely ZERO self-awareness.

  • Draxiar

    Okay….so being friendly to our stressed environment is now politically correct? By that logic not burning down your house to roast hot dogs or not eating shit because it’s only thing available at the moment is politically correct. He such a fucking dunce.

  • 1933john

    Seems Trump left out turning water into gasoline.

    • Draxiar