Tim Murphy of Mother Jones posted a collection of conservative swag and conspiracy-theorist paraphernalia being sold and distributed at this year's World's Worst Persons Convention (CPAC).
As you might expect, the items that can be found at the convention wouldn't be out of place at a reunion for the John Birch Society. Here's a couple of my favorites.
Other works of genius, such as the "End the Fed" and "Bitch, Why'd You Taze Me?" bumperstickers can be found here.
Maybe I'm biased, but I don't see any real conservative value in any of the products or ideas being promoted at CPAC. At least, not in the traditional sense of what it means to be conservative.
CPAC is a Birch Society-sponsored session of vacation bible school held at a UFO convention.