Child President

“Fix it For Me”

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

We don't know if Trump will visit the United Kingdom this year, or ever, and public reception of Trump is the only major holdup according to The Sun.

"When I know I'm going to get a better reception, I'll come and not before," Trump told May in a private conversation, according to the U.K.'s Sun on Sunday newspaper. "I still want to come, but I'm in no rush ... So, if you can fix it for me, it would make things a lot easier," Trump added.

A transcript of the chat, seen by senior diplomats and leaked to the publication, revealed that he was concerned about negative press coverage in the U.K.

This news comes to us from a British tabloid so you can drizzle it with salt like Salt Bae if you want to, but I personally don't find this to be very hard to believe.

Trump received a hero's welcome in Poland earlier this month because he was promised one. Polish stooges greeted Trump with Confederate flags.

  • muselet

    Donald Trump’s colossal, fragile ego demanded he get star treatment during a state visit to the UK.

    That I buy, 100%.

    Theresa May made there-there noises at Trump in response.

    That’s plausible.

    However, I fail to see what Trump thinks May—whose approval ratings are higher than Trump’s, but not by much—can do to provide adoring crowds for him. (Okay, yes, I do understand. He thinks she can order up something along the lines of a Trump Is So Great campaign-style rally.)

    What a sad little man.


  • Badgerite

    Petty America.

  • Ellen Kuhlmann

    Well, I guess the UK is safe from an official visit then.

  • Draxiar

    How pathetic. He’s so desperate to be loved and admired that he basically has to believe that the whole act is real. I’m sure he knows that he’s hated but he believes he’s loved. I’m sure he knows the Russian hookers were actually repulsed by sleeping with him but he believes they cherished every second of his trump love. He knows his inaugural crowd size was slight but he believes it was huge (like so many other things in his life). He knows he didn’t win the electoral popular vote (or maybe even the election at all given the Russian influence) but he believes he did (which is why he keeps fucking that chicken).

    He knows “THIS” but believes “THAT”. If he didn’t, he wouldn’t be able to actually handle life.

    • He’s delusional and that’s what makes him dangerous.